You're a salty little sausage. Listen Son, don't panic, we won't throw you out, you can keep the back bedroom, as long as it is kept tidy and you let us have our "date nights" I promise I won't make much noise, I can't guarantee Mommy won't.. she's a little bit of a screamer. Anyway, once again have a lovely day Son, if it's nice at the weekend I'll take you to McDonalds and to the park, we can play catch, maybe feed some ducks. It will be cute, you'll love me Son because I'll make you love me. Now thank Daddy like a good boy and go and clean your room, you know what the deal is.