ESB--I will liberate you from Calzaghe -exclamationmark-

Official ESB Reform Movement (tm) ​

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT​

Thanks to a few misguided souls, British boxers Hatton and Calzaghe have become shamefully overrated -fullstop- This is a shame, because it takes away attention from fighters who deserve it, like Saint Hopkins.

That's what I am here for -fullstop-

I make two bold BETS:


1) Floyd will beat Hatton like a beardless boy

2) Kessler will expose Calzaghe for the talentless--but still ruggedly handsome--male model that he is.


Anyone who agrees with me should sign up for this bet. The misguided souls who disagree may also sign up. If I am right, the Hattonaghe Worshippers who signed up will leave for two months. If I am wrong--and I never am--then those who agree with me will leave for two months. I will leave for forever and a Wednesday. The entertainment value of the ESB will leave with me -fullstop-



You may now place your bets -period-

 

Since you have a beautiful avatar, I will forget your harsh words -fullstop-

 

He is a very attractive man.

I hope that he quits boxing after Kessler beats him and takes up something he is good at, like modeling -fullstop-

 

Yes. And I have replaced him with something more appealing -fullstop-

 

I am hiding my face in shame because I do not look as good as Calzaghe -fullstop-

 

Alas, I cannot tell. That would tip off the moderators as to who I really am.

My avatar and I are in stealth mode right now -fullstop-

 

Alas, I also do not have fifty posts -fullstop-

This will soon change.

 

You know me well -fullstop-