ESPN FNF - Honorio vs. Hilario

Dallas scored a knockout with a right hand.

 

Dallas J.R. might have a career in MMA. I saw a head lock, a chin lock and at one point it looked like he was going for a guillotine

 

Brian Kenny kills the Mike Tyson rumor for about the 40th time in the past two years. It's gotta suck for Brian Kenny when a Tyson rumor comes up. He always has to debunk the same **** over and over.

Dan Rafael "I actually did some reporting"....looks like you've done some eating as well Dan. Rafael says Don King was evasive when asked if Mike would come back but NOT against Evander Holyfield.

 

:rofl

 

Oh too true

There's a girl who sits in one of my classes who looks like Millie and sounds like Oscar. Ricardo Mayorga would have a field day.

 

this card sucks! Major, after last weeks fights!

 

Teddy Atlas is doing the fight notes in the crowd. I guess they forgot to film that segment.

ESPN producer- Teddy we're forgetting something....

Atlas- Yeah, I feel like we are.

ESPN producer- Saul?

Atlas- He's in my trunk.

ESPN producer- Tessitore?

Atlas- They're getting him out of his coffin now.

ESPN producer- Fight notes?

Atlas-...****.

ESPN producer- Alright, it's Temecula. What's interesting in Temecula?

Atlas-.....

Producer-.....

Atlas-....Did I ever tell you about the time I saved Shannon Briggs from an entire clan rally in Temecula?

Producer- Did you just make that up now?

Atlas- Listen, I've been in over 500 street fights and killed over 5000 men, I remember every single one of my street fights.

Producer- Just do it in front of the crowd and try not to look like an idiot...

 

lets get it on!

 

Martin Honorio looks like a tiny Angulo.

Referee is Dr. James Jen Kin still.

 

Round 1

Hilario is moving well, Honorio is standing upright. Honario is moving now and throwing a get me over jab. Hilario trying to come in as Honorio moves straight up and throws a weak little jab. Hilario coming forward but not throwing. Honario is at least landing the jab but Hilario isn't throwing anything. Honorio throws some punches as Hilario just walks forward. Nothing major landing yet as it's been a patient round so far. Honorio initiates the first clinch of the evening. Hilario walking in as Honario iss till throwing his jab. Honorio with one to the body and one upstairs but Hilario looks fine. Hilario continues to walk forward but not throwing anything. Honorio lands a right hand over the top during a clinch. Honorio moving and throwing but nothing too major. Hilario walks in and throws a winging right that goes nowhere. Honorio takes an uppercut but he seemed fine. Round 1 ends with another Honorio jab.

10-9 Honorio.

 

10-9 Honorio, Hilario is so smart he's trying to win this fight without throwing punches! Honestly Hilario seems lost and confused by Honorio's basic skills!