Even Lions don't **** with George Foreman

That is actually a dope as hell clip.

 

Put a chimp in the ring with Frazier and Joe would bash it's brains in. Although Frazier would have no reason to hurt the poor ******

 

No you are wrong here.
Noy only is a chimp stronger than Frazier, he is much faster.
Also Frazier would have great trouble landing on someone so small.

Mainly though, you allow both creatures all their natural weapons & no arms, protective gear or handicaps, a human would be mutilated by the claws & teeth of a chimp.
They literally can rip & bite off body parts, & waaaaay easier than say Mike Tyson!

 

Lions and tigers are fine (whoop de doo) but did you ever wonder why Fitz, Foreman and Tyson never owned a kangaroo? Thug life!

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I don't know about strength but pet chimps have been known to rip people's faces off when they become angry. Plenty of
news items out there about people getting face reconstructions after a chimp bite. They have huge sharp teeth.

 

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This is how chimps fight and you're telling me that this ****** can beat Joe Frazier?
You believe whatever you want to believe pal but you can't change my mind that this ****** would be any threat to a trained fighter

 

Your video is unavailable, sorry nobody can see it.
Ask around, & try to understand that it is not a boxing match.
Chimps claws & teeth easily rip off body parts.
They are extremely fast, leave aside their greatly disproportionate strength.

Your video likely shows some ritualistic threat displays & posturing.
This is very different from trying to maim & kill.
You seem to want to believe in the humans you strongly identify with.
It is no knock on Frazier to say it is unlikely he would emerge mutilated or bleeding to death without medical attention.

 

Lol. Here's an article describing a fight between Bob Fitzsimmons and his pet bear. I have no reason to doubt a single word written.

I was a bit disappointed that Bob wasn't described as putting the bear out with his famous solar plexus to the slats!

https://blog.newspapers.com/the-boxer-and-the-bear/

 

No comment on a human vs. a Gorilla. Hahaha.

 

And no comment on a human vs. a Bear either. Hahaha.

 

Frazier vs a gorilla? I already know how that would go. While Frazier's up there bobbing and weaving, the gorilla would nullify all that jargon by lifting Frazier in the air and slamming him down like a ragdoll, then proceed to fist pound him until he's as flat as a pancake. Gorilla by vicious KO early round 1.

Thats assuming the gorilla only wants to beat him up and not kill him.

 

You click on the big words (at the bottom) that say Watch on YouTube.

They are underlined so you can't miss them.

 

Thanks but I could & did miss them-because the larger print that said the video was unavailable turned off my braiaian-or had me on some level believing the prominently + first stated unavailability superseded everything.

But it was basically what I thought.
A ton of posturing, loud hooting/threat displays, nothing like an all out effort or war.
Although the comments say he was exiled tried to return & was killed-& chimps can be brutal-this was a rejection of the recent leader via cooperation to put him in his place, in this case mercifully.
To quote parts of a couple of comments...

One really interesting thing, to me at least, is that they were apparently not trying to kill him. They landed a lot of heavy open-hand blows, especially at first, and he got bitten on the face. But he escaped being dragged, having fingers or testicles bitten off, etc. It was a beat-down, not an assassination (not unlike human gang behavior). They'd sort of let him rest for awhile, then go for another round of pummeling. AND:​

Wild adult male chimps aren't just incredibly strong and fast, with teeth like razor blades, and finger nails that rip through flesh with ease. They are also incredibly clever and cunningly political. This poor male, as the alpha, had probably been walking all over them for years. None of them could defeat him on their own, so they all patiently bided their time, while secretly building alliances against the alpha.​

But anyone who would rather face even one adult male (or likely female) chimp instead of a top HW boxer is sadly mistaken-foolhardy.

You mess with them & as others say here & you can find ample evidence for, besides their strength & speed, it is basically up to them if you escape with your hands, genitals & face intact-or there at all.

 

I have an idea. For those who think beating up a chimp is easy, Google a picture of a hairless chimp or gorilla. That will tell you what your up against and why your odds of surviving a fight are pretty much zero.