Exclusive :Khan training camp updates from Max Maxwell

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  1. iron_chin

    iron_chin Boxing Addict banned

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    ok not 1 to gloat but im just packing my bags as im flying out to the philippines to train with Amir Khan for his next fight, well to be his sparring partner, and the pacman joins on the 16 so good bye and i'll see you all in a month unless he takes me to LAS VEGAS

    just got here long ass day im so tired goona eat and get some sleep

    one philippines shower completely, breakfast and philippines lady boy to go then im happy..........

    woahh...check out the ladyboys, i swear you cant even tell!!

    ok just drove like for 10 years to our training camp up in the mountains, i so tired i think amir is trying to get me tired before we spar..lol, its 4.06pm now, mcdonalds sells fry chicken and rice crazy, they sell their usual **** too but guest what i had

    no ladyboy yet but as soon as i get 1 i'll let you know, liam im **** with computers i'll have to get it uploaded when im back

    good morning ****ers just finish second training session, now eating some fruits i know you all wanting to know how sparring is going but amir is been nice he said he's gonna wait til im climatise first before he starts beating me up so we sparring on wednesday, but having a cool time .....

    had enough of rice, rice for breakfast, lunch and dinner and if you dear have a snack rice too and if you greedy like me and like to have 6 meals yes 6 portions of rice

    Amir and francesco just whoop me on the the run, but they are 7 years younger than me jon wasnt at the top waiting for me with chicken, you know if chicken was involved i would have tripped amir up to get there first, good run though really enjoyed it, i swear to god it was all hills from start to finish then i said something stupid, im like i enjoyed it, it was hard we could have done another mile amir is like definately, his fitness train is like is that so next time you're all running back to the hotel thats like another 3 miles of hills

    im tired hard session time to shower and go eat some more you guest it right, yes ****ing rice

    went bed at 9.30 woke up at 12 pissed been wondering the empty streets like a mad man for 3 hours, no wasn't looking for ladtboys but would have gladly welcome 1, i am so pissed well thats life........

    sparring done im stil alive stil pretty as ever, but he is as fast as he looks if not faster i was trying to count how many he hits me with and 1 time he hits me 5 times but i only counted 3 he is that quick but i did ok freddie and amir is happy freddie said i had a good spar cant ask for more

    went to bed just after 7 as i was tires im now wide awake, i slept a couple hours today so not gonna fight it im just gonna roll with it just gonna get my sleep in little 2 qnd 3 hour segments, have that jet lag, 10.34 ladyboy time

    somebody slap me the **** up i find myself putting on an american accent when im speaking to my room mate who is the other sparring partner, cause we spend so much time together, just had punch myself straight in the mouth for doing it, it sounds gay as well, well we're off to dinner now guest i'll be speaking like a twat for a few hours not happy

    just had a massage it was really good she massage everywhere even my eyes, but the 1 place i really wanted her to she didnt, gave her a tip going back monday, she may get the hint...wink wink..

    just finish sparring with Amir he is looking really good, Manny was in the building it was so hot cause there was like a million people trying to get in, Manny ask me if i wanna play basketball for his team, typical im black so i must can play basketball..lol, wish i could though cause he would take me on his training camps with him as he takes the ****ers everywhere, but i hate basketball and i cant play it, why doesnt he play rugby the little mother ****er, im gonna have crash course on basketball tonight

    just finished training im dead food and early night no ladyboys tonight

    just finish mother ****ing big hill run with amir, francisco my team mate and johny nelson, old ******* stil fit, amir and francisco gone as usual im thinking no way is this old ******* beating me, was so happy when he stopped, then ****er got on the back of a ladyboy's bike and gone in front so once again im depressed on my own plodding the mountains of the philippines — with [url]Amir Khan[/url].

    Excited Excited Excited, oh and did i mention i am ****ing excited think i did, would like to say thanks to team Khan for a great training and now im off to LA, then Vegas for his fight cant wait oh yeah didnt say it enough before i am EEXXXCCCCIIIIITTTTTTEEEEEEEDDDDDDDD —

    internet has been down all day had nothing better to do but eat train and sleep and look for ladyboys, heard i was on ringside today, hope it was good know i was getting whoop on that massive hill run but its 6 miles of mountains

    4am and im wide awake should have slept so much today but had no internet, well i wonder if there are any ladyboy wondering the streets at 4am, could go snatch 1

    off to sparring, amir is looking sharpe so im in cover up mode today, cause i know mother ****er is getting fight focus now and is looking to **** me up and im far too pretty to be ****ed up so its cover up time

    down from mountain top just been walking around manila, all all i can say without getting myself into troubleis that its totally different...........and there will be trouble ahead just let me get this afternoon training session out the way.......


    AND FINALLY IN THE END HE REACHED HIS GOAL!!

    just woke up with ladyboy, cost me nothing this morning

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  2. larsker

    larsker Well-Known Member Full Member

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    why is he into ladyboys and not real women?
     
  3. jcairns1

    jcairns1 Boxing Addict Full Member

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    loll what a div
     
  4. Ali_

    Ali_ Well-Known Member Full Member

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    ..so he just admitted hes gay?
     
  5. Ali_

    Ali_ Well-Known Member Full Member

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    He had to fly into the south pacific...run through mountains..blah blah..and post a few paragraphs just to come out?..

    Whatever gets the weight off your shoulders..
     
  6. alba

    alba Guess who? Full Member

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    **** sake,there hardly "exclusive " when they are plasterd all over his facebook ...
     
  7. icemax

    icemax Indian Red Full Member

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    So what?? You a ladyboy?
     
  8. Uncle Rico

    Uncle Rico Loyal Member Full Member

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    Funny read.

    He's only joking about the ladyboys.
     
  9. Bryn

    Bryn Boxing Junkie banned

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    :lol: How many times did he mention those ladyboys?
     
  10. Bajingo

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  11. Uncle Rico

    Uncle Rico Loyal Member Full Member

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    The best one was:

    'just finish sparring with Amir he is looking really good, Manny was in the building it was so hot cause there was like a million people trying to get in, Manny ask me if i wanna play basketball for his team, typical im black so i must can play basketball..lol, wish i could though cause he would take me on his training camps with him as he takes the ****ers everywhere, but i hate basketball and i cant play it, why doesnt he play rugby the little mother ****er, im gonna have crash course on basketball tonight.'
     
  12. afonso_alves

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    funny as ****!

    he's obviously joking
     
  13. BoxingAnalyst

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    Can't actually believe a few people are gullible enough to think he was being serious, idiots.
     
  14. rampant

    rampant Boxing Addict Full Member

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    :lol: ha ha very good! he is joking I like his humour! he's in the philipinnes id be fascinated with ladyboys!