Favorite Boxing Quotes...........Post yours here !!!!!!!!

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"Im so fast when i turn out the light im in bed before it gets dark"

 

people say money talks...only thing it ever said to me was goodbye....joe louis

 

I recently discovered that the saying "You can run but you can't hide" was first said by Joe Louis.

 

I recenly discovered this s the Mike Tyson quote I most identify with...

'Here’s no one perfect. … Jimmy Swaggart is lascivious creature, Mike Tyson is lascivious - but we’re not criminally, at least I’m not, criminally lascivious. You know what I mean. I may like to fornicate more than other people - it’s just who I am. I sacrifice so much of my life, can I at least get laid? I mean, I been robbed of my most of my money, can I at least get a blowjob without the people wanting to harass me and wanting to throw me in jail?'

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"Sure people are injured and die in boxing; but none of them seriously!"

Alan Minter

 

''I don't communicate with women unless I fornicate with them'' - Mike Tyson.

''That is exactly what I thought would happen'' - the inevitable line from Manny Steward after predicting the complete opposite.

''I am the best light welterweight in the world'' - Junior Witter after taking five rounds to KO Alan Temple.

 

" he was only brought over here to bash me up mate. maybe now you'll start believing in the dark destroyer. number one, second to no one. "

 

"Spinal" - Mike Tyson

"Calzaghe not only schooled Lacy, but he flunked and expelled him" - Larry Merchant
"He bored himself to tears" - Merchant on Mayweather's crying after he beat Baldomir

Merchant on chins:
"Andrew may have six heads but he has no chins" - on Andrew six heads Lewis
"Flawless v Jawless" - on Mayweather v Judah
"To say he has a glass jaw is an insult to glass" - on Michael Grant

 

lol quality

 

"Cut me Mick, cut me"

 

"I can sell out Madison Square Garden masturbating."-Tyson

"You're sweet. I'm going to make sure you kiss me good with those big lips. I'm gonna make you my girlfriend." -Tyson

"I've got it made. I've got a wife and a TV set -- and they're both working".-Willie pep

When I got up I stuck to my plan -- stumbling forward and getting hit in the face.-Tex cobb

Before the start of one match he addressed the crowd "You'll pardon me gentlemen if I make the fight short. I have a train to catch." He then knocked out his opponent in the first round and promptly left for the station. (He caught the train).-Sam Langford.

 

Willie Pep when bumping into an old opponent he did not know:

"Lay down, so I can recognize you."

 

Interesting Merchant fact that I didn't know until about a year ago. He features in the most famous boxing photo of all time of Ali standing over Sonny Liston. Young Merchant is seen standing mouth open in astonishment (next to the cameraman if you look through Ali's legs).

Sorry for the giant pic but it makes it easier to see - also sorry if everyone already knew this.

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