Feel BAD for Golovkins MOTHER! Canelo plans to "Tear GGG head off!"

There was a man from Meh-he-co
And most thought he was a cheat bro
He kept sinking his teeth
into that dodgy beef
And El Chicano still said he didn't mean to eat 'contaminated' meat doe

 

'uck off, get in line mate , I've had a blast of Spice & she's mine before it wears off...

 

There once was a fellow,
By name of Canelo,
Whose statements caused wide disbelief,
For he surely was jesting,
When he claimed that PED testing,
Merely showed that he ate dodgy beef,
Now the cardinal rule,
If you wish to fool,
The massed ranks of the boxing media,
Is to wear a fake smile,
As you speak your denial,
And then blame the meat that they feed ya,

 

You old romantic you.