Felix Sturm vs. Giovanni Lorenzo live free on ESPN3.com @ 4:30pm EST - RBR here

Zeller is 22-7 (21) and is a substitute for Pavel Siska, who's 6-25-1 with 22 knockout losses.

Teper is actually in a lot tougher than he was supposed to be.

That feels weird to say watching him jab the face off a fat toothless dude in a kilt.

Round 1

Teper has a busy jab, and is fairly accurate with it. When he gets confident enough to throw in combination he shows below average hand speed (not quite Helenius slow) and loops a lot of wide shots, telegraphing his hooks and uppercuts but still landing them. Zeller tries to protect the top of his head while tucking his chin and trying to flick out blind slapping shots.

10-9 Teper

 

:rofl

 

Round 2

Zeller walks right into a perfect right uppercut and goes down but springs right up to take the count. Teper pokes away at him with jabs and right hands trying to set up another uppercut. Zeller covers up and then throws his arms out to bear-hug Teper. Zeller is throwing almost nothing but a flicking jab and some soft leaning right hands to the body as he dives into clinches. Zeller has his face bloodied by right hands bursting through his gloves and another flush uppercut to the chin, and then is hit hard in his soft body and goes to a knee. Zeller gets up and gets blasted by both hands of Teper. A jab sets up an uppercut to the gut for Teper. Zeller just tries to block and barely throws anything.

10-7 Teper

20-16 Teper

 

Round 3

Zeller is laid flat on his fat belly by another uppercut right after the bell. Zeller gets up and then complains about something - maybe the tape job on his wraps. The corner checks it out and waves him on to continue. Teper engorges himself on the copious feast that is Zeller's fat body and fat head. Jabs land, uppercuts thrown from across the ring land, and right crosses smash Zeller's own gloves into his face. Zeller buckles from a right to the body. Zeller tries to block and eats a flush 1-2 to the face that simply splits his arms apart. Zeller mashed into the corner and is rescued.

Zeller is incredulous at the stoppage and shrugs at the crowd!

 

Teper-Fury down the line? :think

 

Indeed, he was using the "Drop and Glop" strategy.

 

They're cutting to the last two rounds of another undercard fight (Mike Keta vs. Attila Quiche - sp? - middleweights) while Sturm and Lorenzo prepare to leave their dressing rooms.

edit: his name is not Attila Quiche. It's even better - Attila Kiss. :yep He's 9-57-3.