Floyd is in serious trouble against Ortiz (just facts)

Discussion in 'World Boxing Forum' started by uranage, Sep 5, 2011.


  1. uranage

    uranage Well-Known Member Full Member

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    Up until now, I hadn't given Vicious Victor much of a hope at securing a "W" against Mayweather. Let's face it, the kid has just one fight at welter, leaky defense, and despite the resolve he showed in the Berto fight, there are still too many question marks about his determination and mental mindset in Championship rounds.

    That said, my perception of everything changed last evening. During the 24/7 broadcast, Victor dropped a bombshell on the boxing community and the world in general when he candidly explained he was, in fact, literally a tree. Now, a viewer with less attention to detail would skim over this seemingly unimportant statement or ignore it entirely. However, I decided to dig a little deeper, and honestly, what I found was nothing short of shocking. Let me bold and underline and following sentence so to as to provide for full effect:

    Floyd Mayweather Jr, in 41 professional bouts, has never fought a tree.

    Let me say that again: Floyd Mayweather has never fought a tree before. And if you don't believe me, a quick glance at Boxrec will corroborate what I'm saying entirely. Let's just take a look at some of his most recent fights to prove the point:

    Shane Mosley (not a tree)
    Juan Manual Marquez (no tree)
    Ricky Hatton (may eventually become a tree, but currently not a tree)
    Oscar De La Hoya(cross-dresser lacking both heterosexual and tree-based qualities)

    I guess what I'm saying here is : How does Floyd plan to deal with his wildcard from a strategy standpoint? Yes 41 have tried and 41 have failed, but 0 trees have tried and 0 trees have failed. This is certainly cause for concern, and I think it may end up being Floyd's undoing.... folks, things just got a lot more interesting in this fight.
     
  2. Abram

    Abram Member Full Member

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    This was a great article! WAR ORTIZ!!!!!!
     
  3. Arcane

    Arcane One More Time Full Member

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    Didn't read, and you're not even getting a gif.
     
  4. Goodhill

    Goodhill Iron Horse - born to lose Full Member

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    :yep
    Who usually wins, the tree or the lumberjack?
     
  5. JohnAnthony

    JohnAnthony Boxing Junkie banned

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  6. Robney

    Robney ᴻᴼ ᴸᴼᴻᴳᴲᴿ ᴲ۷ᴵᴸ Full Member

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    OK... :think

    On a sidenote, I don't think your prediction skills are very good after seeing you already lost an avatar bet inside 24 posts....
     
  7. Hook!

    Hook! Proud member of team G. Full Member

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  8. DemolitionDan

    DemolitionDan ATG and HoF Full Member

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    Ha. Somewhat funny. I give it a 6/10.
     
  9. difO

    difO Well-Known Member Full Member

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    fkn hilarious because i heard that from ortiz and cringed

    great thread
     
  10. richie leon

    richie leon Boxing Addict Full Member

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    War Victor Ortrees!!
     
  11. ImElvis666

    ImElvis666 Obsessed with Boxing Full Member

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  12. PATSYS

    PATSYS Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    So just because Floyd hasn't fought a tree, you are giving the tree a chance?

    How could a tree win a round when it does not throw a punch?
     
  13. irishny

    irishny Obsessed with Boxing banned

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    Funnier than most attempts at humor on this site!
     
  14. Vidic

    Vidic Rest in Peace Manny Full Member

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    I wouldn't recommend to a friend, but because I'm a weasel type creature I will plagiarise.