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Either way. Rebecca is a 600 pound irish basement dweller.

Average Day For Rebecca

1) Get lifted out of bed with a crane

2) Gets in the shower and struggles to wash his ass because he can't turn all tge way around.

3) Sits down at the table, and eats his everyday breakfast that consists of a bucket of mayonnaise, an entire Gallon of whole milk, Salad (because he's watching his weight) and an entire liter of vegetable oil, that he drinks with a bendy straw.

4) Wanks for 7 hours to black p--n videos.

5) Hops on his fat person scooter, and heads to his desktop. Goes on ESB to be racist. Goes on some irish dating site and tells the girls. "I'm 6 foot 2, muscular and athletic" Uses someone else's pic and then when its time to meet up he cancels.

6) Has decided its been a long day, because you know. The irish fatass lifestyle is very tiring. But goes to his nearest market to pick up some mayonnaise for tomorrows breakfast. All the while being ignored by women and receiving odd glares from the ones he tries to hit on. Goes home crying on the inside but halfway there his scooter battery dies. So he calls for a tow.

When the tow company employee gets there he's expecting to see a car. But instead he sees this fat ass just on the curb eating mayo by the handful and sipping vegetable oil through a bendy straw.

So the tow guy ties a rope around Rebecca and ties the other end to the tow truck. Rebecca is towed home, lined up with the other SUVs that don't dwarf him in size. The tow guy pulls up to Rebeccas house. And Rebecca gets unhooked from the truck, and wobbles like a Penguin back into his parents basement.

Typical day for Rebecca.

 

Why? Its just a number. And I have 2 myself. Work phone and then personal phone. One when the money is calling and one for everyone else.

How about this. How about I reactivate my deactivated FB, just for you. What's your FB Rebecca?

 

10 minutes Becky.

 

Rebecca, y u do dis? Why'd you lie. There's only one Joe Joyce Jr on FB. And he's from Grand Rapids. You say you're from Ireland, why lie Rebecca?

 

All I see is some kid from Grand Rapids, and some cute little baby wearing a pink sweatsuit. When I click on the cute little baby, I see a mildly attractive guy, Is that you joe?

is this you ?

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