Prenice Brewer vs. Patrick Lopez, 140lbs. (10 rounds) Round 1 Brewer skitters to and fro with his gangly spider body, while Lopez backhands with his right jab and tries to lunge with his straight left. Brewer pops the jab while spider-hopping backward. Lopez cracks through the guard of Brewer with a right hook as Brewer traps himself in a corner. Brewer spits some webbing out of his mouth and completely envelops Lopez in it, and begins to devour him alive. That wasn't a metaphor, just ****ing with you. Brewer does begin to open up his arsenal a bit, throwing a 1-2 and lead right and scoring with it on the plodding Lopez. Brewer again rocked with a hook late as Lopez tries to squash him with several rolled up newspapers.
Round 2 Stupid Chicagoans in the front few rows keep waving like dorks and it's distracting. They must have misheard the announcement that ESPN is the world wide leader in forks. Lopez throws combos to the body and Brewer backs up popping straight counters. Lopez hits him with an uppercut under the chin. Brewer appears slightly gassed, as his foot movement largely ceases and he tries with middling success to slip punches with his upper body. Lopez batters the guard of Brewer with hard shots but lands very little, but is generalling his **** off.
Oh yeah! That's who Cuello is - he's the beneficiary of the recent robbery win over Steve Forbes (at least according to Steve).
Round 3 Lopez keeps his arms pumping while Brewer keeps his spider legs creepy crawling away and his arms folded up in front of him. Lopez pins him on the corner and shines Brewer's shoes to a glossy sheen. Brewer goes completely passive and Lopez chases him around with body shots, eventually unloading a series of a couple of dozen hard pounds to the guts that eventually exterminate Mr. Brewer.