Many people have criticised Vitali for agreeing a defence against Charr. So after some serious research (not the basic Youtube and Boxrec bull**** the rest of you noobs do), here's what I found: Guns don't kill people. Manuel Charr kills People. Manuel Charr does not sleep. He waits. The chief export of Manuel Charr is Pain. Manuel Charr doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. When Manuel Charr does a pushup, he isnt lifting himself up, hes pushing the Earth down. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Manuel Charr could use to kill you - including the room itself. Manuel Charr once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it. There are no races, only countries of people Manuel Charr has beaten to different shades of black and blue. The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Manuel Charr has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears. For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Manuel Charr, each testicle is larger than the other one. Manuel Charr grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage. Manuel Charr once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. It made him blink. Manuel Charr played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won. In a 50-50 challenge, Manuel Charr would win 150-nil. Manuel Charr does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror. Manuel Charr recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull. Manuel Charr puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter". Manuel Charr once roundhouse kicked Bruce Lee, breaking him in half. The result was Jet Li and Jackie Chan. Manuel Charr hates The Beatles; two to go. Manuel Charr crossed the road. Nobody has ever dared question his motives. When Manuel Charr exercises, the machine gets stronger. Manuel Charr's tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Manuel Charr beat the hair off Chuck Norris' chest. Manuel Charr died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him. Manuel Charr drinks Motor Oil in between rounds. Water doesn't work. Manuel Charr once turned up for training late - His Trainer fined the rest of the team for being early. Manuel Charr once survived a suicide bombing. He was the bomber. Manuel Charr can slam revolving doors. Manuel Charr can kill two stones with one bird. Manuel Charr counted to infinity - Twice. Some kids **** their name in the snow. Manuel Charr can **** his name into concrete. Once a cobra bit Manuel Charr's leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died. Manuel Charr once had an erection while lying face down. He struck oil. Note: I didn't make these up myself - Because they are all true.
So looking at the above - Charr is clearly something special..... So I have no idea why people are complaining about Vitali 'Cherry Picking' him :S Btw - I stole these quotes from Nemanja Vidic
His tree houses have finished basements Ghots carry their chains in fear of waking him Presendents declare a national holiday on his birthday.. Oh wait we are talking about Charr my bad
