For good lols - what would you say to floyd if you were mosley?

I'm loving the promo for floyd-mosely. It's going to be a great fight and floyd is funny as **** at the pressers. Some of his stuff was classic, and while I want Shane to win, you can't deny the humour. Anyway, I was thinking... if you were Mosley, what would you say to Floyd? I know I'd he damn enraged if he tried to lay that **** on me, especially when he gets family etc involved.

I'll start:

"How'd you get your head so shiny floyd? Did you get Ellerbe to jack off on it and then polish it with his dick? I know May 1st he's gonna be at that ring side, rubbing your nipples like a korean flute player... ***goty **** man"