forrest griffin

LOL you read a book, bwahahahaha

That negates Pira's actual experience. Guess the armchair is too dangerous for him, I mean, you go through the dangers of papers cuts everyday

Hahahaha Im getting a real kick laughing at you MM, keep it up!

 

Well....
He's obviously too intelligent for us. I dont want anyone to embarrass themselves with his mighty arm chair knowledge

 

Wow, this takes message board grudges to a new level. I prove someone wrong, someone who's been irrefutably arrogant and pretentious on the subject, and now I'm the ******* for having taken him to task. And what actual experience does he have? You just take his word for it that he trains? I don't because he obviously doesn't know what the **** he's talking about.

And yes, I actually have trained before. I don't do BJJ now because I'm OCD about getting MRSA but I rolled for a year and could have taken his route and said, "I train and I say it doesn't affect the airway, GO TRAIN" but that wouldn't prove ****, so instead I used that arcane knowledge called READING AND RESEARCH to clown this fool.

And I'm an ******* for doing so. You people are ****ing hilarious and by being this pigheaded and stubborn when I make legitimate points you just fuel me more because it's obvious how badly I pissed you all off when I came here and **** in your private MMA kiddies club with chinchecking!:rofl:rofl:rofl

 

Ahh the old, ''I used to train excuse'' hehe dont flatter yourself that Im holding a grudge, you are pure entertainment. Laughing at your claims and boasting is hilarious too me

OCD lol Glass Anxiety Coping skills and Glass Immune systems exist on Forums, it's irrefutable. ''Arcane knowledge'' doesnt make up for the fact the rest of your body and brain is a Glass Blown Fraud

BRILLIANT!!!

 

What is goin on in Stoo's mind?

"damn...I wanna wrassle that metal mandible.."

 

Please keep your repressed homoerotic fantasies out of this HENDO You really are a ****ing freak when you equate me & MM having a bit of forum banter to something you consider homosexual:rofl

Get help ASAP, or come outta that closet

 

Judging by the fact that no one aside from myself understood how to apply a choke, how footwork works in boxing, and how to throw a proper roundhouse kick I'd say I'm the ONLY one posting who's ever stepped into a gym. Now, that's not saying that training is the only way to gain an understanding of fighting or that I'm some sort of uber badass, I'm not, merely that if you're going to heed ANYONE on a message board saying "I've trained", it would be wiser to listen to the one who's actually proven his points.

That being said, I wouldn't expect anything "wise" from a Welshman with poor cognitive function.:yep

 

Bahahaha guy with OCD and mysophobia cites my lack of cognitive function. Bwahaha the irony iz killud mah feeble Welsh brain :rofl

You've been schooled by Pira on the chokes in two different thread :rofl And you do realise that boxing footwork is not applicable to most MMA fighters due to change of stance to a wider, more square on approach to defend the take downs right? I guess you aint got that book in your library :rofl

And Ive never proclaimed myself wise, unlike you who proclaimed he schooled Pira when that was clearly not the case. But I guess my assumption that you went away and shamelessly read a wiki article then backtracked to save face was wrong :rofl

Glass Gimmick Anxiety Suffering & Puny Immune System Backtracking Claiming To Be Trained Yet Displays Little Knowledge Of The Fundamentals exist in forums, it's irrefutable. :rofl:rofl:rofl

:rofl:rofl

 

Schooled? Oh yes, schooled, that's why I cited both real world experience AND sources from books and the internet to prove my point. Get his **** out of your mouth and accept reality. PIRA couldn't choke his chicken, let alone a resisting opponent and he was most obviously wrong. Really, the guy wasn't even aware that what is called a "choke" in MMA is actually a blood choke or stranglehold and had he chosen to listen to reason and commonsense I wouldn't have had to "shamelessly" quote a wiki article. But, you're both hardheaded idiots that apparently need sources and when faced when them you STILL feign ignorance.

Secondly, we didn't talk about boxing footwork in the MMA forum, I was explaining to a layman in the boxing forum how proper footwork is supposed to work but if you'd care to read rather than responding with your cliche jokes and boring ad hominem attacks I'll be happy to explain how to adapt it to MMA. Or you could watch Anderson bounce on the balls of his feet like RJJ and see that boxing footwork, when employed by a skilled fighter, can work fine for MMA.

Really, the gulf in intelligence here is wide as evidenced by the fact that your best retorts are "You have a Glass Brain and you're a gimmick!" or "I'm not going to read your points because they make sense". How extraordinarily witty.

 

The guy who says this

Cites the lack of wit in my retorts!!!! Tell me, when did you think of such a witty and original put down, was it in a book? :rofl Most likely you copied it from Zakman! :rofl


You really are making me laugh :rofl:rofl:rofl

Im getting a stitch!!!! ''Makes sense'' :rofl:rofl:rofl Ive not seen this many contradictions in my life hahahaha You are BRILLIANT! :rofl

 

I get it, you don't like me because I'm smarter than the rest of the tards in the MMA forum and I bring unpopular opinions. Therefore, anything I say that makes sense is ignored, any time I ask you to make good on your accusations of my being "owned" you just ignore and redirect, and your standard line for debate is "you're contradicting yourself" and yet you can't show where those contradictions or errors occur.

Really, it's a most unendearing trait and it does make conversing with you a pain because you will NEVER concede defeat and you'll never accept reason. If it wasn't for the fact that any unbiased spectator could see that you and your butt buddy are clueless, I wouldn't waste my time because you don't debate, you just lie and make pointless smiley posts. Hell, at this point it's clear that I could post something that agrees completely with you and you would turn around and disagree merely to spite me. That's fine because I'm not going anywhere and I'll continue to **** in your private MMA club until all the morons and deniers have come around or left for Sherdog where they won't be faced with being checked constantly.

 

Haha Im not ignoring you now am I, Im constantly laughing at your self aggrandisement and arm chair knowledge

I dont want you to stop posting, I personally love laughing at you

My favourite part is you calling me a Glass Jaw Denier, after I brought up FG's punch resistance myself, then cite my lack of original retorts :rofl See the contradiction

And you citing my standard debate line as repetitive, when you repeat how smart, insightful and everyone who disagrees with you is a moron/denier/hater as part of your standard debate line :rofl See the contradiction?

You constantly bring up me brining up the lack of originality in your gimmick as a lack of originality on my part, well you can work the rest out yourself genius :rofl

This was hilarious, and you are wrong on both counts. I guess you will be ignoring me from now on :rofl

 

I haven't used my superiority as a trump card once, I simply post facts that can't be refuted. I might tell you that I'm smarter than you and that's apparent by the fact that I'm capable of following a train of thought more clearly, but I haven't just said "I'm right because I'm right" as you and your pack of peons tend to do.

As for you bringing up Griffin's poor punch resistance, you did, but you were so hesitant to appear to agree with me that you said, "he's got Frank Mir syndrome, for some reason he falls apart when hit". Yes, credit due to you, you did indeed accept that his chin is **** but you just couldn't quite say "Glass Jaw". Oh well, at least a step towards intelligence.

And yes, I'll continue to proclaim my originality and superior intelligence because the only time I resort to the Chinchecker playbook is when discussing Chins, the rest of the time I rely on wit and fact to prove idiots like you wrong. As such, no, I won't be ignoring you because the only reason one would have for ignoring an opponent would be because you lack the intellect to disarm them. I don't have that problem whereas you apparently do since we're about two pages into this discussion and you've failed to score a point yet.

If you're going to say "fail" every time someone posts you might at least be expected to explain how.

 

What exactly have you proven me wrong on? I have not talked to you about MMA because as Ive clearly stated Im not interesting in your gimmick. You been right on some stuff, good for you, Forrest has a ''Glass Jaw'', BRILLIANT.

My humble congratulations, you are a genius

 

He definitely didn't prove that you were a straight heterosexual male.

That's for DAMN SURE.