"He had been spotted working out on the flat's balcony, using a tree trunk instead of weights" Certified badass.
I'm always shocked that Bruno never has released a fitness video given the fact that a) he's always in really great shape and b) he's a name that people like.
Yeah, with all the d-list twats bringing them out despite they just stand to the side and let the real instructor do the talking. Bruno wouldn't need that, his video would be excellent especially as his body and age is proof.