Frankenstein Boxer!! Who's Jab, cross, uppercut and Hook would you USE?

I'll be a southpaw Bernard Hopkins

Bernard knows how to fight people in the opposite stance. As a southpaw I'd be fighting righties most of the time.

 

Here are some unorthodox moves I would acquire

Slap: Calzaghe
Nutshot: Golota
Chicken Dance : Judah
Bodyslam: Cotto
Headbutt: Ortiz
Uppercut: Fury
porn star smile : margarito
Shoves : Mills Lane
Statue Technique : Clottey
Victory Celebration Dance : Cintron

 

Bite: Tyson
Thumb: Holmes
Stepping on foot: Holyfield
Acting: Bhop
Freeshot: Mayorga
Delusion: Toney
Hold and hit: Ali
Rabbit punch: Bhop
Talk in fight: Mayorga
Pitter patter: Calzaghe
Punching downed opp: Abraham
Crazyness: Margarito
Push down on head: Khan
Touch gloves: Maidana
Low blow: Golota
Running away: Dirrell
Staredown: Hearns
Elbow: Demarco
Show boating: Hamed
In fight exercises: Bhop
Between rounds: Norman Stone
Handwraps: Capetillo

 

Fixed :good

 

A Frankenstein Dirty Fighter:

Punch to the testicles: Eusebio Pedroza
Kidney Punches: Eusebio Pedroza
Elbows: Eusebio Pedroza
Headbutts: Joel Casamayor
Hitting Opponents on the Canvas: Terry Norris
Hitting Opponents After the Bell: Mike Tyson
Holding and Hitting: Lennox Lewis (with the right uppercut)
Backhands: Naseem Hamed
Lacing: Fritzie Zivic
Trainer: Panama Lewis
Sportsmanship: James Butler
Everything Else: Mysterious Billy Smith

 

Hitting Opponents after the fight stopped: Savarese, I mean Tyson

Hitting opponents after the decision has been announced: that guy that killed Kellermans brother

 

I'd go with Paulie for "deceptively non-threatening appearance."

 

I would love the Jab of Muhammad Ali, the straight right of Floyd Jr., The left hook of Joe Frazier, the right cross of Manny Pacquiao (well the mirror of Pacquiao's since his is a left cross), and the uppercut of Donovan "Razor" Rudduck.

I'd have the upper body/head movement of a young Mike Tyson. The Legs and footwork of Hector "Macho" Camacho, the body punching of Mike "the Body Snatcher" McCallum, the counter-punching of J.M. Marquez, and the English accent of Chris Eubank.

If I had those I'd be P4P #1 and Y'all would still be talking trash on here talkin bout I'm ducking Sergio Martinez.

 

The guy who killed Sam Kellerman is James Butler, on my "sportsmanship" list. What a piece of ****.

Another guy who hit opponents after the fight ended was Vinny Pazienza, when he beat Dana Rosenblatt.

 

kid gruesome as well! ahhahaa brilliant stuff drederick Tatem one of the best characters ever!! Lucuis sweet was quality also

this parole hearing is over!!!

 

Hardly any of these make any sense at all. You simply can't combine most of these attributes into one coherent fighter.