Frankenstein's boxer

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  1. Holler

    Holler Doesn't appear to be a paid matchroom PR shill Full Member

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    You are a bored mad scientist who lives in a creepy castle that's regularly struck by lightning and you also like boxing. What else are you going to do but build the perfect boxer out of the bits of atg fighters that you happen to have lying about the place*

    You have the following choices to make:

    Hair (has zero effect on fighting ability)
    Brain (governs boxing IQ)
    Chin (punch resistance)
    Left Arm
    Right Arm
    Heart
    Lungs (governs endurance)
    Legs (you need to use both from one fighter or the monster will fall over)

    Make you your choice and explain your reasoning. Best monsters will be put to a vote and ESB have kindly agreed to fund the building of the final monster and enter it in the WBSS.

    Arms will be stretched to the same length so you are choosing on punch rather than reach.

    All monsters weigh the same once the lightning has struck them.

    *Somehow your faithful servant Igor has sourced bits from every fighter living or dead, current or retired. You don't ask how, it's not important right now.
     
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  2. POTUS

    POTUS Boxing Addict Full Member

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    Hair-Donny Lalonde
    Brain-Kenny Porter
    Chin-Lebedev
    Left Arm-Manny Pacquiao
    Right Arm-Ali
    Heart-Sergio Martinez
    Lungs-Paul Williams
    Legs-Deontay Wilder
     
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  3. LeftRightDownThePipe

    LeftRightDownThePipe Well-Known Member banned Full Member

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    Wladimir’s Right
    Morrison’s Left
    Vitali’s Brain
    Usyk’s legs
    Marciano’s heart
    Tex Cobbs chin
    Super Joes Lungs



    Good luck beating that creature
     
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  4. Bridie mcmahon

    Bridie mcmahon Active Member banned Full Member

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    Johnny nelson's walloper.sweet dreams.
     
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  5. Big Ukrainian

    Big Ukrainian Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    Hair - Nikolay Valuev
    Brain - Larry Holmes
    Chin - Mariusz Wach
    Left arm - Corrie Sanders
    Right arm - Ernie Shavers
    Heart - Evander Holyfield
    Lungs - prime Riddick Bowe's
    Legs - Deontay Wilder
     
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  6. Odins beard

    Odins beard Fentanyl is one hell of a drug.... Full Member

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    Hair:- Jorge Castro
    Brain:- Floyd Mayweather
    Chin:- Oliver McCall
    Left arm:- Gennady Golovkin
    Right arm:- Wlad Klitschko
    Heart:- Erik Morales
    Lungs:- Harry Greb
    Legs:- Lomachenko
     
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  7. northpaw

    northpaw Obsessed with Boxing Full Member

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    Hair: SRR (I liked the Pomp)
    Brain: Hopkins
    Chin: Hagler
    Left Arm: Roy
    Right Arm: Hearns
    Heart: Vargas
    Lungs: Paul Williams
    Legs: Sergio
     
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  8. Kratos

    Kratos Well-Known Member Full Member

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    yeah his name is ike ibeabuchi
     
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  9. northpaw

    northpaw Obsessed with Boxing Full Member

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    This guy really seems like a Frankenstein
     
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  10. lucky luke

    lucky luke Well-Known Member Full Member

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    He'd be down on the floor from the weight of the chin alone!
     
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  11. lucky luke

    lucky luke Well-Known Member Full Member

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    Hair - Povetkin
    Brain - Lomachenko
    Chin - Wach
    Left Arm - Wlad
    Right Arm - Johansson
    Heart - Gatti
    Lungs - Holyfield
    Legs - Ali
     
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  12. yeyo monster

    yeyo monster Boxing Addict Full Member

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    Hair - Maromeó Paez
    Brain - Whitaker
    Chin - Hagler
    Left Arm - Trinidad
    Right Arm - Lewis
    Heart - Holyfield
    Lungs - Salvador Sanchez
    Legs - Mayweather jr
     
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  13. heerko koois

    heerko koois Obsessed with Boxing Full Member

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    GGG
     
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  14. yeyo monster

    yeyo monster Boxing Addict Full Member

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    Thats all made from bums right?
     
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  15. Dannymita

    Dannymita Boxing Addict Full Member

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    Hair-maliggnaggi from ndoe fight
    Brain - Marquez
    Chin-mcCall
    Left arm - Donaire
    Right Arm-Hearns
    Heart- Gatti
    Lungs-Margarito
    Legs-Tua's width and lomachenkos movement

    I've not decided what weight I want this unstoppable goblin to fight at just yet
     
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