People who pay for local train tickets on their card annoy me. It's about £3, surely you can get change of that from somewhere?!!!! Plus, they ALWAYS do it when the train is coming
People(or to be more precise "mothers") who allow their kids to push the trolly in the supermarket who then crash it into the back of your leg.
:deal Especially those who stand on the wrong side even though it's blatantly obvious that you stand on the right!
People who have panic attacks/ nervous breakdowns because someone is in their way and they are unable to walk up an escalator that is going up anyway.
People who insist on checking the balance on loads of different cards while they're at the cashpoint but dont actually take out any cash need a good smack in the back of the head. Ever heard of online banking ****wits? :****off
Older people who take offence at you offering them a seat on a busy train/bus because they don't think they look old enough for your generosity
People who press the up button just as the lift is about to shut. Then they hold everyone up, get in and say 'sorry'. You're not sorry you mother****ing **** or you wouldn't have done it.