When you're trying to get off the train, the people who stand right in front of the doors and then try to fight their way onto the carraige despite there being 20 people trying to get off the ****ing thing at the same time. Absolute wankers. Move to the side, get out the ****ing way and let everyone off the train. It isn't going to leave without you, you impatient, discourteous and socially ******ed ****.
While we are on that, the ******s that jump on a full tube train only for the door to shut on them and hold the train up. The next one comes in 1 minute you *****!
and another thing. why do so many illiterate *******s on ESB spell "lose" or "loser" with two o's? :twisted:
People (chefs) who leave the green core in the tomato when they make you a sandwich, lazy ****in *******s - just cut it out before serving it
That reminds me . . . I was getting on the tube at Bethnal Green station last year. As I got down to the platform I saw my train sat there, so I strolled on . . . problem was that I had my earphones on and didn't hear the doors bleeping to say they're about to close. I took one stepped on the carraige and suddenly I couldn't move at all - completely stuck. Turns out the door closed right behind me and had trapped my bag. I was on the inside of the train, the straps had been closed in the door and my bag was on the outside! Two guys had to come and force the door open to set me free. Needless to say I felt like an absolute dick and changed carraige at the next stop
People who don't even a courteous nod when you let them through a door and it's a two way thing :fire
People who deem it necessary to tell everybody over Facebook that they're having a great night out, whilst still on the night out!! You're clearly not, or you wouldn't need to go on the internet on your phone. One of the main reasons I never go on it any more. Terrible website
On a similar point...why do women who have a pierced tongue always have to demonstrate the fact when being photographed. :fire