Froch v Taylor - People Annoy me!

Spitting in the street pisses me off (not so bad in a sporting situation)

People that make no effort to move their umbrellas from your face as you walk towards them. I find in this situation just smack the umbrella before it hits you. Justifiable and incredibly satisfying

 

Just put: ATTENTION SEEKER ALERT

or link to a pic like this one..... http://www.frenchsolutionsltd.com/Attention.PNG

A few weeks ago I was half tempted to do it (one of those statuses), but because I've had a massive clear out of people I used to go to school with, former work colleagues and such everyone on there knows my sense of humour really well and would see right through it.

After about five comments, preferably the latest one being ''are you ok babes'' I'd put ''I'm absolutely fine, just wanted some attention that's all '' - and see what happened.

I tell you what really pisses me off for no real reason, why people say ''lol'' all the time. ''Just been to the shop lol'' or ''Sarah is doing my head in lol''. Both of these are really pointless status updates, which is bad enough, but neither of them are remotely funny or even intended to be!

Just die already

 

People who stop at the top of escalators and have a look round and a think, before everyone piles into the back of them.

 

OK, it's Tyson vs Douglas then. As he doesn't have Sky Sports, I told him where he could watch it (will I get banned for this?). This was on the 16th (Burns vs Cook, Bellew vs McKenzie) and I can only say that I'm lucky that he didn't. I think that he likes Pernell Whitaker a lot after I sent him a video of his defensive skills.

 

Post of the day right there :deal My daughter has over 500 "friends" on StalkerBook, 500 hundred "friends"??? I've never spoken to that many people in my entire ****ing life

 

A few weeks back I went out for my first night out around town in ages and the every bar/ club was full of women taking pictures of each other or asking other people to take pictures of them!!

 

You think your friends facebook status's are bad. One of mine wrote "So they are planning to build a mosque? **** off! We don't want them dirty smelly packys in our town!"

Delete.

 

I do that deliberately to **** off the impatient ****s who are running up the damn thing

 

Oh yeah, and I hate it when the Bangladesh cricket team's bowling attack is so bad that they're getting thrashed by a Zimbabwe team which hasn't played Test cricket for six years!

 

Then you, sir, are my enemy. But really, it's busy. Take a step forward and let me free!

 

We just took a wicket! I'll try this again:

Oh yeah, and I hate it when the Bangladesh cricket team's bowling attack is so bad that they're getting thrashed by a Zimbabwe team which hasn't played Test cricket for six years!

 

I'm not even joking, it happened again!

Oh yeah, and I hate it when the Bangladesh cricket team's bowling attack is so bad that they're getting thrashed by a Zimbabwe team which hasn't played Test cricket for six years!

 

Reading through this thread its really surprising more fights don't break out on escalators.

 

Nobody is so busy as to not appreciate the magnificent urban view from the top of an escalator...nobody I tells ya :deal....plus I'm ancient and need a minute to get my bearings

 

What amazes me is how birds can actually take upwards of 100 photos on a night out.

Just enjoy your night out FFS.

Some of my mates are a bit like that, thankfully they stop after about ten pics.

The most I've ever taken is six, and one of the girls was bombarding me with messages wanting to know why I'd not uploaded them and tagged everybody.

''I do have other things to do love''

One of my mates posts those all the time.

His best (and funniest) was - ''I was walking down the street one day and came across P*ki taxi. I asked him how much I'd be to the airport. He said £50. So I gave him £100 and told him to **** off''.

People being racist doesn't bother me, I don't dislike people for having those views. I'm not, and that's all that really matters.

I wouldn't want a mosque being built anywhere near me though. They're a monstrosity most of the time, and don't blend in at all well.

Plus, it'd be a hotbed for rioting too :-(