From the notepad of Mr Deontay Wilder esq

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  1. Holler

    Holler Doesn't appear to be a paid matchroom PR shill Full Member

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    I got a new pen and paper,
    It sure has its uses!
    I use it to keep track
    Of my latest excuses,

    Like I went into the fight,
    Primed to dish out the harm,
    And I would if I hadn't,
    Broken my arm,

    Or my plan was to starch him,
    From the outset be bold,
    But my camp was destroyed,
    When I caught a bad cold,

    And that Fury was slippery,
    It makes my blood boil,
    That he came out to fight,
    Doused in baby oil,

    That's not to mention,
    That for the sport it be tragic,
    To allow the misuse,
    Of some strange gypsy magic,

    Still I'd finish him off,
    If I hadn't been scared,
    That my mighty right hand,
    Would leave him impaired,

    And I don't like complaining,
    But y'all know that it's wrong,
    To let him get away,
    With a count that was long,

    Last week's was the smog,
    In the LA atmosphere,
    Made it difficult to see,
    If he was far or near,

    And today I decided,
    That the fight felt too weird,
    As I'd been training to fight,
    A man with a beard,

    There's more on the way,
    Don't think that there's not,
    I can't box for ****,
    But excuses I got,
     
  2. Robney

    Robney ᴻᴼ ᴸᴼᴻᴳᴲᴿ ᴲ۷ᴵᴸ Full Member

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  3. Dirsspaardis

    Dirsspaardis Well-Known Member Full Member

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  4. minemax

    minemax Boxing Addict Full Member

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    A masterpiece. :campeon:
     
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  5. It's Ovah

    It's Ovah Boxing Addict Full Member

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    He'd knock everyone out,
    If he wasn't averse,
    To the karmic 'percussions,
    From da Yulaverse.

    He wants bodies on records,
    But wishes no harm,
    To his hard-fought opponents,
    That feel his right arm.

    It's a dangerous sport,
    As Adonis Stevenson found,
    Wilder don't want to hurt them,
    Just make dem seize on da ground.

    To let them leave the ring healthy,
    Is his number one aim,
    Or to leave on a stretcher,
    S'all part of the game.

    He'd knock everyone out,
    If he had the ability,
    But at two oh naahn,
    Logistical impossibility!
     
  6. Brighton bomber

    Brighton bomber Obsessed with Boxing Full Member

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    Just realised whenever I read your poems in my head I do it in the voice of Muhammad Ali, lol.
     
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  7. It's Ovah

    It's Ovah Boxing Addict Full Member

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    A prime Ali would be a perfect speaker for one of Holler's poems.
     
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  8. Dirsspaardis

    Dirsspaardis Well-Known Member Full Member

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    Lol, same
     
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  9. Holler

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    Funny that, I'm often being mistaken for being the better looking, smarter and slightly more talented brother of this Ali chap.
     
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  10. Official Scorecard

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    It truely is! An instant classic!
     
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    A true masterpiece. The output of a genius at the height of his ability.
     
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  12. Gil Gonzalez

    Gil Gonzalez Boxing Addict booted Full Member

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    I always hear Nipsey Russell......
     
  13. LeftRightDownThePipe

    LeftRightDownThePipe Active Member Full Member

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    Lol! :lol:

    “B.. bu.. But at two oh naahn”
     
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  14. Big Ukrainian

    Big Ukrainian Boxing Junkie Full Member

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  15. Holler

    Holler Doesn't appear to be a paid matchroom PR shill Full Member

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    The world is in peril,
    Global warming is here,
    The oceans are rising,
    And so is our fear,

    When comes our saviour,
    From the US of A,
    It's Deontay Wilder,
    Who will save the day,

    For once advanced science,
    Is put to good use,
    We'll finally get energy,
    From a simple excuse,

    We can close down the coal mines,
    Give the climate a break,
    As Deontay can deliver,
    All the fuel we can take,
     
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