FS1: Willie Monroe Jr. vs. Javier Francisco Maciel & Jamontay Clark vs. Jeison Rosario RBR

Or spill a mug of taza.

 

Round 1: 10-9 Stanionis
Round 2: 10-9 Stanionis
Round 3: 10-9 Stanionis
Round 4: 10-9 Stanionis

40-36 Stanionis

 

This is the second most two-way body-punching action I've seen today!

(middle rounds of Ormond vs. Ashie were something else, boy ..)

 

His first name is "Eimantas"?? Yeah, homeboy is 100% Greek, if you dig far enough up his family tree, guaranteed.

 

Wonder how much else has rubbed off.

Guess we shall find out in 30 years if there's a surprise reveal of Dirrell's paternity over an R&B diva.

 

Round 1: 10-9 Stanionis
Round 2: 10-9 Stanionis
Round 3: 10-9 Stanionis
Round 4: 10-9 Stanionis
Round 5: 10-9 Stanionis

50-45 Stanionis

 

"Cabana Momma" getting pounded harder than an adult film actress in a role credited as such on IMDB.

 

Round 1: 10-9 Stanionis
Round 2: 10-9 Stanionis
Round 3: 10-9 Stanionis
Round 4: 10-9 Stanionis
Round 5: 10-9 Stanionis
Round 6: 10-9 Stanionis

60-54 Stanionis

 

I’m not 100% sure how far you’d have to go. Some of the best Lithuanian athletes I can think of have Greek sounding names so it may be that they have a long history there. Two that come to mind are Arvydas Sabonis and his son Domantas

 

Literally everything Dirrell says comes across SO WHINY, you just want to smack him, full-on Ren & Stimpy mode.

Play by play guy asks if at this point Stanionis might want to begin thinking about sitting down on shots to get rid of Ghvamichava.

"YEAH BUT HE IS, DOE! "

Literally whining on behalf of another fighter as though it were himself at whom the unspoken accusations of coasting were being hurled. Stuttering, biting his lip, having a panic attack.

God what a giant bitch.