Funniest/most stupid comment you have heard from a boxer?

Mayorga to vargas - "your chin is soft like my baby's azz..." .even vargas cracked at a smile..it was super funny in spanish.

 

jake lamotta on pretty boy fighter tony janiro.
i didn't know wether to **** him or fight him

 

I got arrested 3 times last week for knockin **** out of the missus. The copper asked me why I kept beating her. I said ''It's probably down to my significant weight advantage,longer reach,and better footwork''

 

I know it's not from a boxer....

''Chuck Gardner... he wouldn't beat my gardener''

Frank Warren after Fran Bruno's win over Chuck Gardner.....

There are loads of gems in Bruno's book, taking the **** out of his pre-Witherspoon opposition.

 

''I'm gunna beat him so bad he gunna need a shoe horn to get his hat on'' Muhammad Ali

 

miKE tYSON:"Lennox Lewis, I'm coming for you man. My style is impetuous. My defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious. I want your heart. I want to eat his children. Praise be to Allah!"

 

Ho ****in brilliant, showstopper:yep

 

One of the funniest things I saw, Barrera slamming Hameds head into the turnbuckle, **** myself everytime I see it.

 

"Mike Tyson is too ugly to become champion. He's got gold teeth. He's got bald spots all over his head. I used to call Joe Frazier "The Gorilla" but next to Tyson, Joe was a beautiful woman!" - Ali

 

Cheating Mexican TWAT :twisted:

 

As much as I like the guy - "I punch like a mule!!!" - Carl Froch

 

Cry me a river dickface :|:|:|

He got penalised and was still lightyears ahead :good

 

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He should have been thrown out the fight and made to wear one of these....

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the cheating, wrestling Mexican pendejo. :fire

 

^That fight right there is what made me a Barrera fan. Hamed was doing all the talking but Barrera just owned him in two ways. First outboxed the **** out of him, then roughed his ass up as if to say "I'd **** yo ass up on the street too, fool" Talk about letting your boxing do the talking.

I remember the Mexican fans were being interviewd for that fight and one old dude said "Barrera gonna kick his ass", and I was like "hell yeah". Damn I was pumped up for that one. I was only 14 years old then and just a casual fan of boxing.

It's hard to pick just one but anything coming from the Mayweather camp is usually funny.

"Bullets were bouncin of they mother****in asses. They weren't even dying"-Roger Mayweather.