Funniest/most stupid comment you have heard from a boxer?

:rofl

 

Jim Rosenthall calling Tessa Sanderson a Spear Chucker..that was priceless, it caught my attention and a half.

 

what the ****s wrong with that?

 

That was hilarious.

 

he's a drug cheat. was suppose to be funny. obvoiusly notatsch

 

Just before his fight with Ali, Chuck Wepner told his wife to get herself ready because that night she would sleeping with the Heavyweight Champion of the World.

When he got back to his hotel room after being battered for 15 rounds his wife asked him "Shall I go to Alis room or will he be coming over here?"

 

:fire:twisted::fire

 

When you watched the documentary of the fight before hand you could only see one winner.
Hamed was ****in about with his homeboys, getting punched about in sparring by a couple of young guys and arguing about gloves, and Barrera was training like a beast, sharp as **** and totally serious. Hamed took it far too lightly and paid the huge price of getting schooled and butt ****ed at the turnbuckle.

 

I agree with most of that, but Naz didn't come anywhere close to being schooled....as for the turnbuckle incident, this is boxing, not WWE, the cheating twat should have been DQ'd. If I had been Naz I would have gone down and stayed down and let the ref sort it out properly, it would have served Burrito right, the dwarfy little **** :deal

 

A couple of gems from Foreman (will post some more later):

"There are more pounds on Butterbean than anyone else, so why isn't he considered the best fighter, pound-for-pound, in boxing? Let's see smart-ass Merchant comment on that one."

"Who's this Jones kid who announces when I'm not here? I could swear I called a fight of his with that bad-ass kid from Detroit. What was his name? I know I have it somewhere. Jim, hand me my notes. They're right there under that cheeseburger. No, not that cheeseburger..."

 

Several of my favourite Haye-isms.

"Frank Warren's obsessed with me. He reminds me of the young girls that used to follow me around in nightclubs – only with beadier eyes, redder cheeks and deeper pockets."

"How much more charity are Sports Network willing to offer me? They already gift-wrapped Enzo Maccarinelli for me to obliterate in a couple of rounds and now they want to wheel out the company's granddad (Skelton) on his Stannah stair-lift for a beating. We thank Frank Warren for sacrificing Maccarinelli, but we'd feel immense guilt if we took any more free money from Sports Network. I have a hard enough time sleeping at night as it is."

"Vitali is nearly 40 years of age now and the clock is ticking if he wants to form any sort of legacy. There are probably one million dudes in America called Kevin Johnson, and beating one of them doesn't make you an all-time great heavyweight."

"The Klitschkos don't care about being great fighters, whereas I do. They may be big in Switzerland, but so are yodellers, and nobody wants to watch them fight."

"Heavyweight title fights should be huge events, not an after-thought in a country most famous for producing Toblerones."

Haye on ringcard girls.
"I got fed up watching munters in the ring inbetween rounds, so I started choosing my own."

 

He also spent like $2,000 on lingerie for her before the fight aswell

 

Anyone remember Gary Mason's comments after his defeat to Lennox Lewis. The poor guy thought he had been winning the fight till it was stopped. Strange because Lewis beat the **** out of him as far as i can remember.

 

Ha ha

Ice you are definitely getting hater of the year in this years 'End of Year Awards'

Barrera vs Naseem was pretty much a schooling in my eyes and with or without the penalty deduction those scores showed nothing of what went on that night.

And as for the 'wrestling incident' it was wrong from Marco for sure but anything more than a 'One-Point Penalty deduction' would have been ludicrous. It was a shove and it was done with a 'Know your place you ****ing big-eared weasel' intention not with any intention of hurting Hamed.

 

Calzaghe's point is still valid as Floyd only took the Mosley fight because he would of been made to look a **** again !!!!!!!

Anyway :

" I was winning the 2nd round by a country mile " Hatton on the Pac fight .

Love ya Rick but that was a terror shout !!!! :good