Funniest statements you've seen involving boxing

Tony Thompson after a tiring fight "Hey man, I'm just gonna go home and break my wife's hip"

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I’m sure it rankles him that a white guy “posterized” him.

 

The well busted up David Lemieux saying that BJS wouldn’t stand and fight. The reality is that BJS seemed content to beat him for a full 36 minutes instead of pressing for the stoppage.

 

Anytime the ring announcer refers to Curtis Stevens as The Cerebral Assassin. I’m sorry, but I don’t see anything Cerebral about Stevens. He probably needed a full “training camp” to learn how to spell Cerebral and Assassin.

 

Bob Arum: “Yesterday I was lying, today I’m telling the truth.”

 

I cant remember who it was but one commentator once said if neither guy can score a knock out this one is going to the cards. Yeah thats Boxing.

 

Lol Bisping said it best when he pointed out that nobody goes in with a plan of lying on their back and getting punched in the face for five rounds in order to tire the other guy out,just doesn’t work that way.
Khabib can do that for 25 mins no problem and still has the energy to jump out of the cage at the end.

 

"Conor McGregor is the most underrated boxer"


LMAOOOOOOO

 

Thats a great one

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It's the word "spinal" and his facial expression at the end that make me LOL every time I see it.

 

That title belongs to Triple H

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This one is a Classic....
And in truth, I'd actually favor prime Povetkin to cleanly KO prime George Foreman in a shootout.

 

Obscure, but back when Herbie Hide beat Michael Murray and was questioned if he was good enough to beat Holyfield: "Evander is not as good as me, when I fight Evander I'll be dancing and destroying that's why they call me the dancing destroyer".

 

Chris eubank jnr

"Golovkin, Canelo Alvarez ...these are guys I want. I want to be in with the best. I really need to test myself now.

"I believe I can beat Golovkin.

Its like saying id fight a lion...if there was one about. Lol

 

Lots of posters on this board claim that Joshua defeated a prime Klitschko.

 

Robbed...destroyed....exposed...
fraud....ducked....

That’s my top 5 funniest statements in boxing...
They are overused, used incorrectly and applied to all to many contexts.