Funniest thing ever said by a promoter, boxer, trainer or manager?

a woman dat was trana ban boxing (forgot er name) hinted dat henry cooper was thick n ugly n e replied "boxings my excuse, wats urs"

 

Well, it's kicking a man when he's down but - Audley Harrison, after his TKO3 victory over Danny Williams :

"In 2007 I will win the world title, in 2008 I will be undisputed!"


Also, another vote here for "He's gone, Jim!" That never gets old. "His legs have gone!"

 

Who did he say that about?

 

"I'll **** you till you love me, ******" - Tyson

"I always put on weight between fights, but this time was particularly bad, I went back into training, got on the rowing machine and it sunk" - Hatton

 

He says it in every fight.

 

:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl he is one funny ****er

 

bad grammar from Hatton :-(


'I was good to go but the ref didn't think so' - Fraudley after getting smoked by Sprott

'I hope Floyd hits me harder than he hits them fookin pads' - Hatton on the 24/7 show mocking PBF's power.

'I was doing alright until I fookin slipped' - Hatton fater getting smoked by PBF.

 

You do actually realise the comedy in that one, don't you?

 

:rofl:rofl:rofl

 

****in Eubank

"Let's have some parliamentary procedure please" :rofl

Or some ****

 

That whole interview with Benn - Eubank is pure comedy from start to finish.

Benn's face when Eubank says 'Lets have some parliamentary procedure' is classic :rofl

 

"I honestly do hate him"

 

of course, and it was funny. What did you think i'd be slagging the guy off or something?

the other one on the other hand (about the fookin pads), he was giving it the hard man routine and ended up getting banjoed by those supposed feather fists

 

Jack Trickett - Michael Brodie's Manager, describing Brodie's luck, 'If Michael fell in a barrel full of tits, he would come up sucking his thumb'....
Classic.

 

Congratulations, u support the most famous and best fighter on the planet and you are still able to brag about a victory over your own country man about 6th months after the fight in a thread that had nothing to do with it. :hi: