Funniest thing ever said by a promoter, boxer, trainer or manager?

Bobby is undoubtedly the most devastating and powerful cruiserweight in the game today, he is on a quest to become the toughest, most devastating and vicious fighter since Jack Dempsey,”
“Enzo Maccarinelli will look more like Enzo ‘Macaroni’ when he feels the crippling power of Bobby Gunn. Enzo has not faced a fighter like Bobby Gunn… ever.”


Gunn also says in the same article that he had a fight lined up with RJJ but wanted a real challenge so took on a young champion like Enzo, rather than an old washed up RJJ.

 

Larry Merchant - "Calzaghe not only schooled Lacy, but he flunked and expelled him"

 

'We wuz robbed' Joe Jacobs Max Schmelings manager

 

My Favorite Mike Tyson Quote

“[He] called me a ‘******’ and a ‘recluse.’ I’m not a recluse.”

 

Lennox Lewis, I'm coming for you man. My style is impetuous. My defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious. I want your heart. I want to eat his children. Praise be to Allah!"

"My main objective is to be professional but to kill him."

"I want to rip out his heart and feed it to him [Lennox Lewis]. I want to kill people. I want to rip their stomachs out and eat their children."

"I can sell out Madison Square Garden masturbating."

 

Cant remember the exact quote, but Amir claiming he could beat PBF after 3 rounds after his 5th pro fight!!!!

That **** made me laugh for days!

 

Robine Reid (can't remeber the oppponent - but Reid lost and the ref was quite biased)

"That ref was a joke - at least Dick Turpin wore a mask...."

 

It was the Ottke fight I believe.

 

as if it wasn't bad enough, he went on to make an incredibly lame 'Macaroni' joke....patter stinks.

 

There was a funny moment in the Rafael Marquez/Timmy Austin fight. Marquez was looking lackadaisical and Austin was starting to really take over the fight. As the 7th round ended Austin went back to his corner and his trainer, Aaron Snowell, comes into the ring and shouts over to the Marquez camp "It won't be long now! It won't be long now!".

Marquez stopped him in the next round.