Fury always wears his trunks pulled up to his armpits

Could make you wonder what his toilet cistern looks like then...



I know, I know. I just go to far sometimes....

 

All 3 yards of it.

 

I wouldn’t let him use my bathroom. Given the placement of that second arse of his, he’d likely **** all over the cistern.

 

Oh ****, I only just read this comment - mea culpa - as they say, great minds think alike Arch....toilet humour never gets old.

 

reminds me of lewis' trunks against holyfield. the trunks were so high that holyfield should have been pointed for hitting below the nipples!

 

When Fury gets hit to the body, it causes a reverberation of the fat all the way down to his groin - the final impact force being akin to that of a tsunami when it forms a wall in the shallows and finally hits dry land.

So, any punch immediately below his tuts is ultimately a referred low blow anyway - therefore, technically, I deem his trunks to be sitting at the correct height.

 

Throw in a potential/ perceived two sets of arse cheeks... Whether both actually functioning or not.


Add in Fury's claims to shlthousing at every opportunity when things go wrong.

It's ALLWAYS gonna get toilet, Pugs.

 

If the impact travels it's absolute furthest then, could it even be classed as a toe blow . Has Fury potentially got glass toes.


Was this Hayes demise against Wlad?

 

Okay, I’m going to go out on a comedic limb here.

I’m prepared for a possible fall...and from a great height.

Fury should just retire. Period.

He then should cover Sinead O’Connor’s song “Nothing Compares 2 U” in dedication to Usyk.

The accompanying music video should be filmed exactly the same as the then, less than hirsute, Sinead’s classic video.

One obvious lyric modification would have to be “Since you took my BELT away....”.

I think such a love song dedimacation would even bring a tear to the ice cool Olek’s eyes.

Usyk did, after all, say to Fury “Don’t be afraid, I won’t leave you alone...”.

But now Olek says he will leave Tyson alone.

It seems Usyk no longer has the “feels” for Fury. Love em (read: beat the crap out of em). and leave em!

About that comedic limb...fair enough...catch me, I’m falling....

 

That whole scenario works for me, Pugs.

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^ need some male visible and audio context as a thinkalong though.

 

Yeah, he does like high pants.
Personally I prefer that to low pants.
I don't want to see more than I have to.

 

I might draw the line if anyone ever entered the ring with their shorts pulled down so low that their willy was hanging out.

But a bit of belly button hurt no one.

 

With his money he could have a modified toilet both to hold his grotesque weight and to cope with the higher than expected poo spray that would issue from his lower back bum and funnel it down into the bowl. Or he could just hire a team of clean up specialists to be on standby every time he takes a poo.

How to cope with the verbal diarrhea though?

 

So are we going to pretend that Uysk doesn't dislike it to body and disguise it by claiming the shots were low now? The Dubois call was pretty farcical and that's from someone who believes he would have won anyway.