FWP v Matchroom: THE MOVIE

For some reason I'm watching Die Hard III right now....

Allegedly....

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The Lawyer....

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Kugan....

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Boy George to play Vince Cleverly. He has the needed diva attitude and everything.

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This thread is mental.

 

Daniel cadman can play danny dyer, who has a token thick black driver. Rumours are spreading That casting for this role is down to the final couple with dwyer and broners dad performing the 'tyrone' role. The scot from austin powers had a cameo as billy nelson ("do ya like ma sexy lightweight") and the general jist is that fish eyes (david dickinson) has to hav a contract delivered to mexico coz his fax aint workin.

 

David Dickinson :rofl

Love the plotline as well

 

"Cheap as chips!!!!!! I've done porridge"

 

I think John Challis (aka Boycie) could play Allegedly.

 

Eddie Hearn?

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"Ay, Broner I'll make yer a deal. Yer get yer fight wit Ricky, yer get yer money and 'ome vantage. And I get yer baby!"

 

Ca

 

captain Blacks dummy can play Richard Keys. (Look it up its a ****ing pearler)

 

Francis and George Wa**en sorted:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kn4gPkrCl2o

 

I see a Batman Begins plot.

Eddie as Bruce Wayne, sets out to right the wrongs of draconian promoting, as he learns from the mistakes of a past, now evil, master Raz al Guhl (*****). As Eddie expands, trying new and daring ways to sign fighters, ***** sets the underground against him with Falcone (Bunce), and his cronies (Lawyer, Powell and Francis) out to take down the crusading hero.

Meanwhile Eddie recruits help from a dark master, and his carrot topped apprentice (Booth and Groves), and a local reporter (Kugan) to bring balance to proceedings, yet they can't help shake off a mysteriously camp would be apprentice (Smith).

As the battle deepens, the casualties pile up, with Eddies newest recruits (Burns, Nelson) being tied up in a dangerous, lengthy court battle, as Eddie strikes back taking down the dim-witted leader (Cleverly) of Franks battle.

In the final scene, both sides clash in an epic battle, however just as both sides charge at eachother, *****s limo driver runs over all of his own side, slaying them all. Eddie then immediately calls a press conference announcing *****s Chauffeur as the newest signing to the Matchroom stable, thus ending the saga.



That is without doubt, the stupidest thing I have ever typed.

 

The signing of 'Frank's Chauffer' and that ending had me doubled over in pain. Tears coming out my eyes, funny as ****