Only one of them is toddler version of George Chuvalo and he doesn't know which George Chuvalo he's supposed to be fighting. And he has a knife. Or maybe just a shard of glass. And he's high. On cocaine. No drug testing because this fight takes place in 1904, but under modern rules. With 12 ounce gloves. 12 ounce gloves covered in thumb-tacks. Covered in acid. Covered in HIV. 9, 5 minute rounds. But seriously: George Chuvalo Vs. 'Sailor' Tom Sharkey?
Chuvalo would very much welcome an opponent like Tom Sharkey for a change. He was good as long as he didn't have to chase his opponents. As a comparison, he took Doug Jones's best punches without blinking and returned the favour by knocking him out in the 11th. Jones was one tough guy despite his small stature.