Gerry "Looney" Cooney? Really?

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  1. ChrisPontius

    ChrisPontius March 8th, 1971 Full Member

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    What the Hell was Larry thinking on that one? Even a 15 year old Mike Tython could come up with better insults than that.
     
  2. McGrain

    McGrain Diamond Dog Staff Member

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    Chris, this is the best thread you've ever opened.
     
  3. frankenfrank

    frankenfrank Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    u rly Xpect Holmes 2 cope with d 1 singel gr8est truest poet ?

    u jaj him bai d haiest standards eveilebel .

    ol yor post sez iz : Holmes iz les den 10 aut of 10 in poetry .

    i sei : not sach e big dil
     
  4. salsanchezfan

    salsanchezfan Obsessed with Boxing Full Member

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  5. ChrisPontius

    ChrisPontius March 8th, 1971 Full Member

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    I believe a "thank you" is in place: thank you.
     
  6. Curtis Lowe

    Curtis Lowe Boxing Addict Full Member

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    Well, Larry was never the sharpest knife in the drawer, actually a ****ing moron (see Marciano remarks).

    Larry was just as tormented soul, first Ali, then Cooney, then later in life he became haunted by Foreman.

    A sad individual indeed.
     
  7. Boggle

    Boggle Grozny State Of Mind Full Member

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    Typing that must've taken a lot of effort.
     
  8. HOUDINI

    HOUDINI Boxing Addict Full Member

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    Larry always walked around with a chip on his shoulder. Never gracious and quick to insult. I think if he would have carried himself better he would rank higher all time.
     
  9. TheSouthpaw

    TheSouthpaw Champion Full Member

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  10. Rico Spadafora

    Rico Spadafora Master of Chins Full Member

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    Larry tried to trash talk like Ali.......He was awful at it. Some of the stuff he said during the lead up to the Cooney fight was terrible and not even close to being witty or funny. To his credit he did say at the post fight pres conference that he wasn't Ali and wasn't going to try to be anymore.

    Holmes has grown on me over the years great fighter who had the misfortune of following in the shadow of Ali. :good

    Wish there was more footage from the build up to that fight online as it was on every tv channel and newspaper across the States just about everyday in the month leading up to the fight. Was a huge huge deal in the Summer of 1982.
     
  11. Skins

    Skins Boxing Addict Full Member

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    That, in a nutshell was Larry's problem as champion. Always trying to be funny and witty like Ali, and always coming up way short. He was not funny, was not a good looking guy, yet he continued his cheap Ali imitation. No charisma at all and couldn't sell tickets to save his life. That said, he was still a great fighter, but he spent too much time trying to be somebody else instead of just being himself
     
  12. Bummy Davis

    Bummy Davis Obsessed with Boxing Full Member

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    I don't think Larry was the most articulate Champ or the best rhymer for that matter. He also had a Hopkins like racial overtone which may have been to compensate for getting stopped 3 times by White Nick Wells 2x and Duane Bobick in the amateurs (called DQ but Holmes was rocked and held after warnings. I like Larry but you are right Chris, I remember the only thing he could come up with for the 6" Marvis was to call him a midget
     
  13. Longhhorn71

    Longhhorn71 Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    u rly Xpect Holmes 2 cope with d 1 single gr8est truest poet ?

    u judge him by d highest standards available .


    all your post sez iz : Holmes iz les den 10 aut of 10 in poetry .


    i sei : not sach e big dil



    Taught at the Sonny Liston School of Typing (Forrest City, Arkansas)
     
  14. hookfromhell

    hookfromhell Well-Known Member Full Member

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    Anyone see the Holmes street fighting footage?
    Haha saw some of it years ago forgot who he
    was feuding with but funny stuff. I feel like
    Larry was the type of dude that you couldn't
    Just walk up to and say whats up youre a
    phenomenal fighter. I always felt like
    hed say get the f*** out of my face.
     
  15. Legend X

    Legend X Boxing Addict banned Full Member

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    "Looney Cooney" was pure genius.
    Holmes was a genius.
    He also brought us .....

    Leon "Stinks" Spinks
    Tex "Slob" Cobb
    Mike "Diva" Weaver
    David "Gay" Bey
    Scott "Wank" Frank

    and Ray "Worser" Mercer ..

    :good

    I mean, let's be honest now, he was clearly better than Ali.
    "Rabbit" doesn't even rhyme with Patterson ! :patsch