Gilberto Ramírez Sánchez vs. Yuniel Dorticós & Jacob Joseph Paul vs. Julio César Chávez Carrasco RBR

Alex "Alley Kat" Gueche has some okay tools but he's a bit light in the backside (in fairness, he's 19) and still mistake-prone. He's lucky Avina, while game, isn't as hard a puncher as his record suggests.

 

Gueche pronounced like Heche, by the way...as in B-list actress Anne, most famous for being Ellen Degeneres' longtime girlfriend and being turned straight again by that experience.

...and for later dying in a bizarre drug-fueled series of vehicular accidents.

 

How the hell did Ellen pull Portia de Rossi and Anne Heche, anyway? Like, sure she's famous and all...but so are lots of far more attractive celebrities, regardless of gender. And by all accounts she isn't particularly pleasant (at least as an employer, which is usually a good indicator of someone's personality, how they treat people waiting on or working for them)

 

Official cards:

Jerry Cantu 80-72
Pam Yashahita 80-72
Fernando Villareal 79-73

UD for Gueche

 

I guess. Before that PDR was dating filmmaker Francesca Gregorini, who is Ringo Starr's stepdaughter and worth millions herself.

Portia cheated on Francesca with Ellen, which just blows me away.

Gregorini may not be a ten or anything, but I'd sooner hop in bed with her stone cold sober than Degeneres after downing an entire rack of beer.

 

So it wasn't just twelve rounds of this?

 

Antonio Tarver joins the commentary table and says both cruiser co-mains end in KO.