Glass Jaw Prospect Watch

Who's mushy mandible gets pushed in next? There's a lot of potentially shattered glass on the horizon and here's my picks.

Franklin/Nogueira- Franklin has always had a shaky chin and has never recovered from hard shots well but seeing feather fisted Forrest rock him once in their fight is the proof in the pudding. Minotoro is going to shatter his glass and violently.

Rivera/Sakara- Grade A certified china is on display on both sides of this tilt so a shattered mandible is certain either way, but I lean towards Sakara picking up a KO win. Rivera not only has a glass jaw but he's also shopworn.

Hardy/Lytle- You know Hardy's getting his chin checked in this one and you can base that prediction reliably on one factor; he's British. Add in the fact that he was recently brutally KOed by Condit and was rocked by a blocked head kick against Johnson and I think we can rest assured that we'll see another showing of that traditional English dance, the curly toes convulsion.

Rua/Griffin- I hesitate to predict a winner in this one because Rua's shaky cardio and mental/physical state after that Jones facerape is hard to ascertain, but if he does win you can be sure that glass jaw Griffin will be unconscious in a sea of shattered porcelain.

Schaub/Nogueira- There's a chinchecker formula for predicting this fight and it goes as follows; VF (Veteran Fighter)-PR (Punch Resistance)+P (Puncher)= SGJ (Shattered Glass Jaw). Bank on it.

 

MMA fans are obviously living under the delusion that glass jaws are a fallacy but regardless of whatever sniping and flak I may take for bringing the truth, it has to be done.

Let me also add that most MMA fans are devoted fanboy pussies as evidenced by the fact that you all go into meltdown mode as soon as your idols' flaws are exposed. Wake up deniers, GLASS JAWS EXIST IN MMA.

So, I'll bump these threads until we get some decent chin talk in here.

 

Bringing the centrality of punch resistance to the forefront of your little undereducated MMA community isn't trolling in the least. If it was there wouldn't be any facts to back up the **** I'm talking. I'd just go the traditional chinchecker route and tell you that there's a secret formula for predicting glass jaws while I've told you why and how these glass jawed frauds would fall. Dispute if you dare, deniers.

 

Dwelling? How can I be dwelling when I've only started two discussions on chins and have countered beautifully and intelligently on other topics not regarding that oh so important issue of punch resistance? Answer? I'm not. I do like guessing who's chin cracks next and I do find it funny to watch glass shatter but I also have to admit, it's just too easy to get you MMA "respect and honor" dorks riled up by questioning a jaw.

I could talk about feather fists and slow handspeed or bad footwork and it would incite a discussion but the mere mention of mandibular fortitude and you pussies are squalling like babies. Hilarious. Actually, nearly as hilarious as watching Wanderlei crawl around the ring like an infantile ****** after having his china cracked.