Glass Jaw Rankings 1/19/2012

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  1. MetalMandible

    MetalMandible Chinchecker Full Member

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    01. Fedor Emelianenko
    02. Keith Glass Jawdine
    03. Forrest Griffin
    04. Brendan Fraud
    05. Wanderlei Silva
    06. Gray Maynard
    07. Andrei Arlovski
    08. Todd Duffee
    09. Melvin Guillard
    10. Lyoto Machida

    Honorable Mentions- Chad No Chindes, Brock Lesnar, Rashad Evans, Frank Mir, Michael Bisping, Rodrigo Nogueira, Ryan Bader, James Thompson, Ken Shamrock, Matt Lindland, Mirko Filipovic, Alistair Overoid, Kendall Grove, Houston Alexander, Thiago Silva, Pat Barry, Frankie Edgar, Jorge Santiago, Matt Hughes, Manny Gamburyan, Jake Shields
     
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  2. james4210

    james4210 Active Member Full Member

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    What is your chin like?
     
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  3. cat_funt

    cat_funt Arsehole of the world Full Member

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    Shite list.
     
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  4. Delroc

    Delroc Boxing Addict Full Member

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    he makes some good posts sometimes but i honestly think all the chincheckers are 3 or 4 people tops with many alts.
     
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  5. KERRIGAN

    KERRIGAN Boxing Addict Full Member

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    I think Todd Duffee should be higher and I would have Frank Mir ahead of Lyoto Machida.
     
    KERRIGAN, Jan 20, 2012
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  6. horst

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    http://www.eastsideboxing.com/forum/showthread.php?t=364019

    You forfeited your right to make these threads after I brutally crushed and embarrassed you 43 to 4 in a poll on the topic of Chins. If I, a non Chinchecker, can so emphatically spank your ass in a Chin Debate, then you are no longer fit to be called a Chinchecker. You have let your ******ed brethren down. Please hand in your stripes at the door.

    :smoke
     
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  7. Ne5ville14

    Ne5ville14 Rationalist by default... Full Member

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    qtf !!
     
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  8. MetalMandible

    MetalMandible Chinchecker Full Member

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    I have an Iron Chin™.

    You know nothing about Glass Jaws, but if you do fancy yourself a Punch Resistance Expert, why don't you make superior list? Oh, that's because it is irrefutable fact that everyone on that list has been KOed brutally and embarrassingly lately and is possession of a Fragile Glass Jaw.

    I think they indeed have worse Chins than Machida but the rankings are based on merit and Machida had his Glass Jaw shattered more recently than the other two jokes. If Duffee or Mir fights another puncher soon they'll probably overtake him.

    Nobody was crushed and embarrassed because nearly everyone agreed that it was a close run between the two. More people felt that Rampage edged it out but your thesis that Chuck never had an Iron Chin was clearly put to rest. Leave the Chin analysis to people who know what they're talking about because you have yet to put up a superior list on any of these threads therefore giving you no room to complain about mine. Now take your pathetic British Glass Jaw out of my thread.:hi:
     
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  9. cat_funt

    cat_funt Arsehole of the world Full Member

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    :happy
     
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  10. horst

    horst Guest

    Popkins 43 - 4 MetalMandible.

    Pwned. (as you trolls say)

    :smoke
     
    horst, Jan 21, 2012
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  11. greathamza

    greathamza Boxing Junkie Full Member

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  12. chrisbonnie

    chrisbonnie Active Member Full Member

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    Jardine definetly deserves his place on that list.

    but i can never say a heavyweight has a glassjaw.

    to be fair to heavyweights, they're taking punches of huge dudes. i wouldnt expect any man to take a clean punch from one of them
     
    chrisbonnie, Jan 21, 2012
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  13. MetalMandible

    MetalMandible Chinchecker Full Member

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    So you can watch Mark Hunt get kicked in the head cleanly and not be KOed, you can watch Cabbage Correira get brutalized by Andrei Arlovski and have to be mercy stopped by his corner, and then watch Todd Duffee get brutally and embarrassingly KOed by a winging arm punch delivered by a gassed fatty who had been beaten for two rounds?

    Glass Jaws Exist, even in the HW division.
     
    MetalMandible, Jan 21, 2012
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  14. jimmie

    jimmie Obsessed with Boxing Full Member

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    Fedor ?
     
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  15. MetalMandible

    MetalMandible Chinchecker Full Member

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    He was embarrassingly KOed by an arm punch that had zero leverage coming from a MW. That is the definition of a Glass Jaw.
     
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