Glass Jaw Rankings 2/23/12

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  1. MetalMandible

    MetalMandible Chinchecker Full Member

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    01. James Kirkland
    02. Victor Ortiz
    03. Amir Khan
    04. Jason Litzau
    05. Roy Jones Jr.
    06. Enzo Maccarinelli
    07. Fraudley "A-Farce" Harrison
    08. Tye Fields
    09. Paul Williams
    10. Odlanier Solis
     
  2. canucks9314

    canucks9314 Iron Chinned ATG Warrior Full Member

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    Excellent list!:happy:happy

    Here's mine:

    01. Fraudley Harrison
    02. James Kirkland
    03. Amir Khan
    04. Roy Jones Jr.
    05. Zab Judah
    06. Victor Ortiz
    07. Jason Litzau
    08. Odlanier Solis
    09. Deontay Wilder (has #1 potential if he actually fights someone with a pulse)
    10. Tyson Fury
     
  3. Cafe

    Cafe Sitzpinkler Full Member

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    Khan should be above Ortiz, and Williams doesn't really have a glass jaw.
     
  4. ingredientity

    ingredientity Active Member Full Member

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    *Throws arms* Come on expert, you know it's wrong listing an American as your #1 ultimate wet dream.
     
  5. MetalMandible

    MetalMandible Chinchecker Full Member

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    As sure as I am about the Fragile Glass Jaws of Wilder and Fury, I just couldn't add them because rankings are about results and while they have the potential they haven't put in the time on the canvas to be in this prestigious ratings list yet!:lol::lol:

    Khan's Chin is indeed worse than Ortiz's, but he hasn't had it shattered in some time which means that he had to be moved down, as much as it pained me to do so. And yes, Williams Chin is Pure Glass. He was brutally and embarrassingly KOed by a blown-up WW with a 50% KO rate and feather fisted Ishida wobbled him. He is not on the Kirkland level of China Chin but it is indeed a disgrace.
     
  6. forreal

    forreal Chin doctor Full Member

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    1.Kirkland
    2.Jones
    3.Khan
    4.Litzau
    5.Harrison
    6.Judah
    7.Solis
    8.Williams
    9.Ortiz
    10.Wilder
     
  7. forreal

    forreal Chin doctor Full Member

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    Always great to see some new glass jaw rankings btw :good
     
  8. MetalMandible

    MetalMandible Chinchecker Full Member

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    I'm glad you agree. There is nowhere near enough Chin Talk on this board, in my humble opinion. Also Super Glass Judah is an excellent addition to the list, I don't know how he slipped my mind.
     
  9. forreal

    forreal Chin doctor Full Member

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    There are too many delusional nut hugging fan boys who will defend their heroes till the end of the earth :lol:
     
  10. knockout artist

    knockout artist Boxing Addict banned

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    How far off this list is Tomas Adamek? Against Vitali he was wobbled badly by a jab, the ultimate shame. Odlanier Solis blew his knee out, but Adamek was all over the place every time a shot actually connected.

    Also Zab Judah should make any glass list.
     
  11. forreal

    forreal Chin doctor Full Member

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    Adamek is a great pick :good..
    He was hurt by a jab and completely embarrassed by an old Vitali :rofl.. That chin is made out wet toilet paper for sure! :rofl.. I'm actually considering to put him on my #10 spot :think
     
  12. MURK20

    MURK20 Boxing Addict Full Member

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    What exactly is a glass jaw? You have Kirkland on there. He was knocked down multiple times, but never appeared hurt. Where's Wlad?
     
  13. MetalMandible

    MetalMandible Chinchecker Full Member

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    Solis was knocked down by the punch, his Glass Knee blew out on the way down. He has no Chin. None. As for Judah, he is indeed a Glass Jawed Joke but it has been years since his Chin shattered which is partially why he slipped my mind. I am rethinking his position here, however, because his Chin is certainly garbage. Adamek is just outside the Top 10 because we didn't get to see him properly KOed, but he is on my radar for being knocked clean across the ring by a jab.:lol:
     
  14. MetalMandible

    MetalMandible Chinchecker Full Member

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    A Glass Jaw is the physical attribute that makes fighters crumble to punches that would not trouble those with superior Mandibular Fortitude, what else would it be?

    Kirkland is number one because he was brutalized by a feather fisted Japanese guy that had 7 KOs at the time of said brutalization. He was also knocked down and put on ***** street by a jab in that fight. His Chin is one of the worst I have ever seen in 20 years of following Boxing.

    As for Wlad, he has a Glass Jaw and that is not up for debate, but it has been years since it happened which keeps him out of the rankings.
     
  15. forreal

    forreal Chin doctor Full Member

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    It's a shame, i would love to see Wladimir getting stopped and embarrassed again, the problem is just that pretty much all HWs today are fat untalented plodders :-(