Glass Jaws of MMA

Discussion in 'MMA Forum' started by MetalMandible, Jul 3, 2011.


  1. Stoo

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    You are ignoring the point I was addressing, you are the one repeatedly making strawman arguments by posting that fighters like AA have glass chins. Maybe these Glass Jaw Frauds are as adept at deflecting punches as you are of trying to change these issue in question, which in other words is not very :rofl:rofl:rofl

    Then when someone says they dont care and they already know this, you call them a Glass Jaw Denier when they are not denying someones punch resistance, just saying they are bored with this Chin checker gimmick

    That's the defination of a 'strawman' that you are trying to claim others are putting forward Not very bright are you fella :rofl:rofl:rofl
     
  2. Ne5ville14

    Ne5ville14 Rationalist by default... Full Member

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    Dude you are 100% a ******.
    I never said it's not important, I'm saying that you pointing out what everyone already know is irrelvant !

    You are irrelevant, you insight on this sport is irrelevant !
     
  3. greathamza

    greathamza Boxing Junkie Full Member

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    For the love of God stop feeding the God dammed troll
     
  4. Flash Jab

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    Why is this at 8 pages. Where is the joy of continually making **** posts when the majority of the forum clearly don't want you there and find you annoying and a twat. I'm sure you can set up camp in the General or the Lounge, champ. Not here.
     
  5. MetalMandible

    MetalMandible Chinchecker Full Member

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    You're obviously a denier or one of these MMA purists who finds it disrespectful to talk about what is the most important attribute in MMA or boxing; mandibular fortitude. Otherwise, you'd rationally participate in the discussion and tell us whose eggs will be cracked next.

    I haven't made a strawman yet, saying that Arlovski has a glass chin is nothing similar to a strawman and if you'd read the definition you posted, you'd get that. A strawman is a personal attack on someone you're debating, an attack not linked to the question being debated, that one uses when one is without facts to support his stance. Arlovski having shitty punch resistance is fact. You and others claiming repeatedly that I'm a "gimmick" or alternate account is a strawman.

    If I have accused you of being a glass jaw denier and you're not, then you're either one of those people who is too ignorant to understand the total centrality of punch resistance to MMA since it doesn't interest you or you're a fanboy who finds it "disrespectful" to point out when your heroes have flaws.:deal

    Obviously plenty here don't realize my message since you still have that beekeeper fellow and others saying things like, "uh uh, well, that punch would have KOed anybody!" about Arlovski who we all know has a silly putty chin. As long as there are deniers and fanboys the chincheckers will be here to tout the importance of PUNCH RESISTANCE. Get over it :rofl
     
  6. Stoo

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    This troll is feeding me and Nev, enjoy the ownage guys. :thumbsup
     
  7. MetalMandible

    MetalMandible Chinchecker Full Member

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    Only your delusional peons would find you consistently failing to make a single point other than "we don't like chinchecking" to be "owning" anyone. So far you and your boyfriend have played off variations of "the MMA forum doesn't like chincheckers" and nothing more. Oh, and attempts at using words like "irony" and "strawman" that neither of you is familiar with.

    I find it hilarious that I simply asked the question "who are your biggest glass jaws of all time" and "whose glass jaw gets cracked next" and all of you MMA fankids with posters of your glass jawed heroes on the walls went insane. A simple question about a legitimate, and might I had EXTREMELY important, facet of fighting and people get upset. Of all the aspects of combat that we can discuss why does mandibular fortitude wind people up so bad?
     
  8. Stoo

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    Yawn! Same **** different post
     
  9. Ne5ville14

    Ne5ville14 Rationalist by default... Full Member

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    It's obvioulsy not the most important aspect of MMA since the most notorious glass jawed in the history of MMA managed to get his hand on the UFC HW title. :rofl:rofl

    Why would I participate ? What is the use of these discussion ?

    Personnaly I like most of Popkins thread, but yours are just...irrelevant.

    Plenty of people here don't have there brain in the right place..and if you continu like that you will take the poll position !
     
  10. Ne5ville14

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    +1
     
  11. MetalMandible

    MetalMandible Chinchecker Full Member

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    It is the singlemost important facet of MMA, Arlovski got the title by beating glassier jawed bums than himself. Eilers? Buentello? SYVLIA :rofl:rofl:rofl
     
  12. Ne5ville14

    Ne5ville14 Rationalist by default... Full Member

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    So just to be sure, are you trying to imply that AA is not the Glassiest jaw of all MMA ?

    But isn't your point, sorry strawmen argument, being that as soon a punch hit some weak jaw they are suppose to drop anvil on the ground ?

    So does that mean, let's say...Werdum or A. Silva are feather fisted since they didn't KTFO AA ?

    You see...all of this is irrelevant. Those thing only matter for idiots like yourself and the reste of the chincheker !
     
  13. MetalMandible

    MetalMandible Chinchecker Full Member

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    Werdum is feather fisted and Silva didn't KTFO Arlovski because the few times he landed solidly enough to get him ready for the boom to drop Arlovski got on his bike and Silva's footwork was too shitty to corner him like the rest do. And, for his massive size, Silva isn't a huge puncher on the feet because his boxing and punch mechanics aren't that great.
     
  14. Ne5ville14

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    But who cares, if the guy has a glass chin it should be light's out as soon a punch connect no ?

    So that means Gonzaga to has a glass chin ?
    And that Couture is feather fisted right ?

    And isn't AA the glassiest mofo in all the MMA industry ?
     
  15. MetalMandible

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    Yes, on both counts.