Glass Jaws of the Decade: '00-'10

Yes, he's definitely Top 20 but his track and field skills prevented him from cracking the illustrious Top 10.

Quitor Ortiz is definitely a Glass Jawed Fraud but he couldn't quite crack the Top 10 because his greatest moment of Shattered Glass came in 2011 at the hands of the incomparable Money May.

Sure was! I wish they hadn't because good ol' Augie sure did know how to get KOed properly!:rofl:rofl

As much as I would like to give Macaroni the top spot for going limp as a noodle on multiple occasions he has never been put into a mini-coma by feather fisted Glen Johnson. That KO alone makes Roid the biggest Glass Jawed disgrace of the decade.

Yes, he is a Glass Jawed Joke, as well, but he's just a **** hair outside of the Top 10 because he's never been starched cold.

Hatton had a decent Chin at one time, it turned into pure, unadulterated Glass in the latter stages. I mean, look at when feather fisted Money May made him KO himself against the ring post! That alone is enough to tell you that he has a Glass Jaw and then Pac put the exclamation point on it when he made him do his best Roid Jones impersonation.:rofl

And Amir Khan's Chin is "questionable"? There are no questions remaining about his Silly Putty Chin, only answers, and the answers are that he gets wobbled by jabs and was obliterated in a matter of seconds by a journeyman bum who hasn't KOed anybody else of note. He has no Chin. None.

A case can be made for ranking them higher but I disagree in this instance. Jones has been brutally and embarrassingly KOed on just about every Continent now and the quality of his KOs are unmatched by anyone else on the list. Between the curly toes/comatose Frankenstein routine he did after feather fisted Glen Johnson blasted him out and the hilarious nosedive faceplant after Lebedev, you just can't find a fighter who manages to get brutalizes in quite as funny a fashion as ol' Glass Jaw Roy.

 

It will take a TRULY Frangible Mandible to place Kirkland out of the #1 spot for this decade. His showing against Ishida was a textbook explanation of what a Glass Jaw is.:rofl:rofl:nut

 

I suppose you missed when he was blasted out in a matter of seconds by journeyman bum Prescott and put on ***** street by feather fisted Willie Limond because this is not up for debate. Khan irrefutably has a Glass Jaw. Maidana didn't KO him because he was already huffing and puffing like an emphysema patient in a marathon by the time he caught up with him and Khan has impressive track and field abilities that allowed him to get away from that crude plodder. He is the epitome of a Glass Jawed Fraud.

 

At one time he had a solid Chin, he made the list because in the latter stages of his career he was packing more British China in his Mandible than exists in the Wedgwood factory. Money May is feather fisted at 147 and he was able to stop him and the first two knockdowns against Pac were not from outstanding punches. He is a Glass Jawed Joke, end of story.

 

I have a Certified Iron Chin™. You, however, are British so I would say that there is a 95.8% chance that you have a Glass Jaw.