Glass Jaws of the Decade: '00-'10

Discussion in 'World Boxing Forum' started by MetalMandible, Feb 12, 2012.


  1. MetalMandible

    MetalMandible Chinchecker Full Member

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    You are the idiot if you are referring to Judah as a top anything. He is shot and he was never anything more than a Glass Jawed Hype Job to begin with. He has a Glass Jaw, Glass Heart, and a Glass Body which means that he is constructed of more Glass than the Louvre Pyramid. Maidana's power is overrated, as well, but the main reason he didn't KO Khan is because the joke ran backwards the entire fight throwing his pitter-patter flurries and only got caught up to in the tenth. By that point Maidana was huffing and puffing like an emphysema patient in a marathon and he still managed to hurt him. If it weren't for his poor gas tank and the ref preventing him from fighting inside, Khan would have been starched and crawling around searching for his synapses again.

    Bradley is no puncher but he's got better pop than Peterson and Khan hasn't fought him. There's Matthysse, as you said, there's old man Morales, there are plenty of more dangerous fights than the ones that he has been making and if he really wants to see what his Chin is like these days, why doesn't he go up to 147 and make the fights he's been boasting and bragging about making? That's right, because he knows he has no Chin, his management knows he has no Chin, and they're trying to turn him into the next Hatton and con the gullible British public into getting behind this guy before he is violently starched again.

    I don't know why anybody would support this guy or defend him because he is absolute garbage. He is a feather fisted, amateur-style, mini-robot who does nothing but run backwards and occasionally stop to fire off a flashy pitter-patter flurry to his opponent's gloves and then he starts the process over and takes off on his backwards marathon again.
     
  2. Joe.Boxer

    Joe.Boxer Chinchecker Full Member

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    At 3:36, world famous Chinchecker Larry Merchant remarks that "To say that he has a glass chin is almost an insult to glass." :rofl

    [ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7kAVa2ZmcP4[/ame]
     
  3. HEADBANGER

    HEADBANGER TEAM ELITE GENERAL Full Member

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  4. OttkeRuiz

    OttkeRuiz Guest

    Guys that watch boxing for the glass jaws are like guys that watch porn for the big dicks. You're such a ***** ***** Metal
     
  5. MaliBua

    MaliBua Obsessed with Boxing Full Member

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    There is American's Black Saviour for the division.

    :rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl
     
  6. Alien

    Alien Chin Scholar Full Member

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    HBO Chinchecker Larry Merchant is the man!:happy
     
  7. timagen

    timagen Guest

    Damn. I feel bad for the guy. He never even saw the third round and usually went out in the first.

    edit: Is this some kind of boxrec joke? Eric Crumble?

    edit edit: just cross checked it with Angel Manfredy's record and it looks like he is real. LOL It may have been his own personal joke...kinda the Andy Kaufman of boxers.