Great quotes from the world of boxing

That was pretty bitchin by Mayorga.

"I'll whoop anyone from flyweight to Yo Momma's weight"- James Toney

 

Floyd Sr on 24/7 to Floyd:

"Your loyaltys in him? Im your damn daddy man".

 

'When i get executed people are going to have to pay more than 10 bucks to see it'

or something along those lines from Max Baer on whether he could have beaten the count against Louis.

 

" He was only brought over here to bash me up mate. Maybe now, maybe now you'll believe in the Dark Destroyer. I'm number one, second to no-one !! " Nigel Benn after nearly killing Gerald Mclellan.

" You made a beleiver outta me ! " - Don King .

 

"I come in piece"

:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl

 

"Don't ever play with matches" - Zab Judah

"If you train hard the fight is easy" - Pacman

 

Just before getting his ass kicked all over the ring by Marvelous Marvin Hagler,what genius came up with this gem,"No black man will ever take my title."?I'll just let the same ******* in on a little secret.It wasn't really his to begin with.He was just extremely temporarily borrowing it.

 

The interviewer ask Alexis Arguello if he got worried when Andy Gannigan knocked him down. Alexis said; "First time ever I got knocked down it scared the hell out of me, but I got used to it."

 

This is my all time favorite. It got ten times funnier when I learned this was from RJJ.

 

"I'll probably be a 5-1 [underdog] against kelly and I'm going to win that." - Sergio Mora's most recent quote regarding his upcoming fight against KP.:rofl

 

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha one of the funniest comedy routines i've ever heard.

 

You left out the "I'll shock the world" line.

 

A couple from today's Wlad-Haye press conference.

Wlad- "What's it gonna be next my mothers head? My father's head?"
Haye- "Your dog's head."

Wlad- "I'm going to jab, jab..."
Haye- "And more jabs."

The individual quotes ain't really that funny but Haye's delivery coupled with Wlad's visually increasing anger cracked me up.

 

"Yesterday I was lying, today I'm telling the truth." - Arum

"Martin Luther King took us to the mountain top: I want to take us to the bank. " - Don King

"Don King, kiss my ass! Burger King! Burger King!" - Lights Out

 

"I saw blood and became a wolf" - Hagler on his desire to finish Hearns after he got cut.

"I like Homer Simpson, I have nothing against Homer Simpson but I'm going to make orphans of his children" - Drederick Tatum