Great quotes from the world of boxing

"I fought Sugar [Ray Robinson] so many times that I'm lucky I didn't get diabetes"

Jake LaMotta.



" Lie down so I can recognise you"

Willie Pep, when asked by an old opponent if he remembered him

 

i told my wife her stockings were a bit wrinkled, how was i supposed to know they were her legs

Jake Lamotta

heres my faverouite

How it me hardest? my third wife

Willie Pep

 

I want to eat his children ALL PRAIS DUE TO ALLAH!...MIKE TYSON

 

"its just a job, grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand, i beat people up"

Ali

 

i've wrestled with a alligator, tussled with a whale, handcuffed lightning thrown thunder in jail, only last week i murdered a stone, hospatilised a brick, i'm so mean i made medicine sick.

 

Ref: Eric, are you ok?
Harding: I'm from Philly.
--Tarver-Harding 2

Mills Lane: He bit his ear.
Tyson: That was a punch.
Lane: Bull****!

Lennox Lewis: Great fight by... Paulie Magi-agi

Jim Lampley: Telesco said something to Jones. If my lip-reading is accurate, he called him a *****.

 

:rofl:rofl:rofl

 

Don't play with matches!
- timeless (and probably apocryphal) advice from Zab

 

"Larry Merchant's talking **** about you son!"

Yoel Judah

 

:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl

 

"combinations son! One two four five zip zab zam zoom son! Arrrrrrrrrrgh son!"

 

"This referee should be pistol whipped."-Larry Merchant

 

"Why did you call him fat?"
"Cause he looks like my son's ass. Nice and round."-Ricardo Mayorga

 

:rofl


let's keep them coming, gotta love this thread.

 

"I come from a country where woman give birth to men." And then lights up a square mid-ring. -- Mayorga