In the realm of not so threatening nicknames I offer up Alberto "Tweety" Davila and Tyrone "Butterfly" Crawley.
Louis "Facelifter" Monaco. One that I never liked. "Double M" Michael Moorer. I get it, your first and last name start with "M".
Jimmy " The ghost with a hammer in his hand " Wilde Cleveland " Big Cat" Williams Andrew " Six Heads "Lewis Paul " Scrap Iron " Ryan