Greatest Fighter Quotes.

"I'm just gonna fade into bolivian"
Tyson

 

I have lent my latin legends dvd out , but i think this is how the quote goes -

' i believe that in all professions in life , god chooses a select few to be the best at what they do , not because they are his favourites , but as examples . And im one of the chosen ones '
Roberto Duran

 

LOL god chose duran to set an example of how to brutally punish someone.

 

When he says it , there is some music in the background aswell , its realy great ! Duran will be missed

 

I think Mike Tyson wins this hands down.

Who was the guy who was asked who shakspeare was and said "Shakespeare, he must be one of those foreign heavyweights, they're all lousy"?

 

"He hit me so hard, it shook my kinfolk back in Africa"

Ali.

I bust my ass when I heard this one.

 

"hi, my name is Oscar Delahoya, I'm gonna do this, I'm gonna do that... you ain't gonna do ****" PBF in his high whiny golden boy voice

 

"My style is impetitous. My defense is impregnable and I'm just ferocious I want your heart. I want to eat your children." - Mike Tyson

 

"He can run, but he can't hide"

Joe Louis

The "everyone has a plan" one is his too.

 

doesn't this one end with "Praise to Allah?"

 

"I'm in the best shape of my life." - Oscar before every fight, including Felix Sturm!

"I will be the heavyweight champion of the world." - Evander Holyfield when he started saying it for his latest comeback, or the one before that.

These aren't quotes that are just funny by themselves, but if you have heard them they are funny.

One that I also love was before Antonio Tarver knocked out Roy, as I'm sure you all remember when the ref said "Do you guys have any questions?", Tarver actually said "Yeah", and into the MICROPHONE said "Do you have any excuses tonight Roy?"

I'm not a fan of either, but thts pretty badass!

 

"Did you get the number of that truck?"
--- "What truck?"
--- "The one that ran over your face?"

Rocky I

 

rocky graziano had 2 gems

- "someone up there likes me"
&
coming from a tough background he was asked about if he was a felon
"i did steal stuff i must admit, but i had my dignity and stole nuttin unless it started with an A.... A car, A poise, A payroll"

 

and add "I'm gonna make this a rough and tough fight".

 

Yes, I agree. First off, let me say, that someone should put together a book of quotes from Ali and Tyson and should alternate the quotes between the two. Beautiful. Second, my favorite all time quote by Mayorga when talking about Vargas' body. "He's soft and round like my baby's ass. In fact, I think my baby's ass is in better shape."

:rofl:rofl:rofl