"In the first round, I hit him and he laughed at me. In the second round, I hit him, and he sneered. In the third round, he knocked me out." Vince Phillips' unique summary of his fight against Ike Quartey. "I don't know...I've never hit myself." Elisha Obed, after being asked what his best punch was.
Don't know if this has been posted yet but.. "If I hurt your feelings back there....so... ****ing ...what?!"
Wow no mayorga post Mayorga to din- " i will have you on your knees licking my balls tonight" Was not great but **** was he entertaining at press conferences.
He mumbled at the end... Bolivian Turkey Casserole is what he said. And he did a good chunk of it if you seen his postcareer midsection
"You're smart too late and old too soon." -Mike Tyson "It's nothing personal, but I'm going to kill this guy." -Mike Tyson "People love you when you're successful, but if you're not, who really cares about you?" -Mike Tyson "There's only one legend. That's me." -Roberto Duran "A champion is someone who gets up when he can't." -Jack Dempsey One of my recent favorites was DLH was getting interviewed and he admitted to some marital infidelities. The interviewer asked him how many times. DLH said: "Several times... but we're obviously not talking about a Tiger Woods situation here." :rofl
Vitali Klitschko: He tried to disturb my psychological balance. *blinks, shakes head* But this doesn't work. Ali to Howard Cosell: You're just mad at me cause you lost all your money bettin' on Sonny Haye: The Klitschko brothers should fight eachother, then the winner gets to face me