Gurgen Hovhannisyan vs. Christopher Lynn Thomas & Ángel Lawrence Barrientes vs. Jorge De Jesús RBR

Discussion in 'World Boxing Forum' started by IntentionalButt, Jul 18, 2025.


  1. IntentionalButt

    IntentionalButt Guy wants to name his çock 'macho' that's ok by me

    401,407
    83,281
    Nov 30, 2006
    Chris "Sandman" Thomas began his career at super middle, and until his last bout had only ever climbed as high as the very low end of the scale at cruiser (183 and then 178lbs), suffering his only pro loss to date at light heavy. Then he took 5 years and 1 month off from the sport - starting around when the pandemic happened - and returned a rotund 224¾ for his draw with Dominique Mayfield this past February.
     
  2. FrankinDallas

    FrankinDallas FRANKINAUSTIN

    30,024
    36,814
    Jul 24, 2004
    Down goes Thomas! Down goes Thomas!
     
  3. The Professor

    The Professor Socialist Ring Leader Staff Member

    26,070
    18,514
    Sep 29, 2008
    Round 1: Hovhannisyan, 10-8
    Round 2: Hovhannisyan, 10-8
     
  4. Seamus

    Seamus Proud Kulak Full Member

    61,600
    46,225
    Feb 11, 2005
    What is Thomas' training routine?
     
  5. The Professor

    The Professor Socialist Ring Leader Staff Member

    26,070
    18,514
    Sep 29, 2008
    Clearly this won't go much longer
     
  6. IntentionalButt

    IntentionalButt Guy wants to name his çock 'macho' that's ok by me

    401,407
    83,281
    Nov 30, 2006
    Back to back 10-8 rounds for Hovhannisyan. Zero finishing instincts.

    Near the very end of round 2, an uppercut from Hovhannisyan didn't even come halfway to landing but Thomas fell on his ass in the corner, basically in fright. The ref called it a slip - correctly - and the commentators had to stop yelling "OH!" and process that no, in fact, they didn't just witness another knockdown.
     
  7. IntentionalButt

    IntentionalButt Guy wants to name his çock 'macho' that's ok by me

    401,407
    83,281
    Nov 30, 2006
    Bilateral straw bends (double-fisting milkshakes)
     
    WhataRock and Seamus like this.
  8. FrankinDallas

    FrankinDallas FRANKINAUSTIN

    30,024
    36,814
    Jul 24, 2004
  9. The Professor

    The Professor Socialist Ring Leader Staff Member

    26,070
    18,514
    Sep 29, 2008
    Round 1: Hovhannisyan, 10-8
    Round 2: Hovhannisyan, 10-8
    Round 3: Hovhannisyan, TKO
     
  10. IntentionalButt

    IntentionalButt Guy wants to name his çock 'macho' that's ok by me

    401,407
    83,281
    Nov 30, 2006
    Hovhannisyan swarms him with heavy slow hooks, and Thomas sits on the ropes, inviting doom (aka the referee)

    TKO3!
     
  11. FrankinDallas

    FrankinDallas FRANKINAUSTIN

    30,024
    36,814
    Jul 24, 2004
    Big Gug should get the winner of Usyk-Dubois to unite ALL the HW belts.
     
  12. The Professor

    The Professor Socialist Ring Leader Staff Member

    26,070
    18,514
    Sep 29, 2008
    Hovhannisyan turns up the pressure, red jumps in as Thomas hits the canvas for the 3rd time
     
  13. IntentionalButt

    IntentionalButt Guy wants to name his çock 'macho' that's ok by me

    401,407
    83,281
    Nov 30, 2006
    In the amateurs, Hovhannisyan drew a lot of comparisons with Tyson Fury. I don't think he's anywhere near as skilled. He's probably a lesser fighter than Hughie, aside from being more powerful.
     
    Boxingfan2 and UnleashtheFURY like this.
  14. Seamus

    Seamus Proud Kulak Full Member

    61,600
    46,225
    Feb 11, 2005
    I feel that I could be couchbound for a full year, stuffing my face with every convenience food committed to plastic wrap and not achieve the physique Thomas has. He is a specimen of his own sort.
     
    CST80, Boxingfan2 and Perkin Warbeck like this.
  15. UnleashtheFURY

    UnleashtheFURY D'oh! Full Member

    73,132
    39,612
    Sep 29, 2012
    Classic journeyman routine.