Happy Birthday Deontay Wilder!

I'm trying to think of a bigger 1 shot KO than that one.

Marques V Pacquiao maybe?

 

Happy birthday bronze bomber!

 

Class move and a win in the public’s eye as well. Even after all Deontay has said Tyson still took the high road. I think Tyson knows Deontay isn’t exactly the brightest bulb on the Xmas tree and has a soft spot for him.

 

Fury taking the high road will make Wilder hate him that much more. He has no idea how to deal with it.

 

36.....hmmmm. just about equal to his iq.

 

Well Deontay, you ain't getting younger
But at least you aren't yet six feet under

Twice now, you've had an autopsy
Thanks to the magic Irish Gypsy

Who bought off your trainer, poisoned your water
And added 50 pounds to your suit of armor

So on your birthday, be glad you are not really dead
From the egg weighted gloves that dented your head

Eat cake with Marsellos, your dope of a brother
Who can't spell his own name, or any other

Dubblechin (No brain!) loves you, and dreams every night
You'll twerk just for him, and treat him just right

MVC may not be singing your praises so loud
But he'll still blow...your candles out!

Glass City Cobra, who thought Fury afraid
Would buy you a present, if he can just get paid

And all of us here, on boxing 24/7
Will just be glad that you're not yet in heaven!

 

You do realize all men are born of their mothers. That includes Fury. He's not a God send or have some mythical power. He's just a big dude that can move in a weak era.

 

Love him.hate him or despise him Wilder has achieved something 99.9% of heavyweight boxers can only dream of doing, that is winning a World Heavyweight title, so has my respect on that fact alone

The utterances that leaves lips and behaviours that are exhibited by boxers outside of the squared circle are to the most part irrelevant to me, as negatives have been shown in both these areas by champions across the years from Sullivan through to Fury and Wilder.

Am i signing up for the Wilder fan club, No, but likewise i don't have fan membership card for Fury either.

So yes Happy Birthday to Wilder and belated happy birthday to Fury too, in fact happy birthday to you all, be you champs, chumps or you "coulda been a contender"

 

His cake was 45 lbs and it weakened his knees real bad so somebody had to go out for pie
but the pie wasn't all the way into the pan and he chipped his tooth on it. So they got an
eclair and he had a muscle spasm and stuck it in his ear. There was custard everywhere
but it wasn't his ear drum.

 

A cake brought in with Fury's grinning face and "You big dosser!" on it would most likely finish him off.

 

I didn’t know that, thanks for letting me know.

 

I'm late to the party, so let me just say to Mr Wilder esquire:

You're a punk,
You're a douche,
You're an old bum on juice,
Sitting there in that corner half dead on your stool.
You scumbag, you tosser,
You big useless dosser,
Happy Birthday you ass, I pray God...

You have many more to come!

 

Fury would be top dog in any era.

 

A top operator ? 100%

Top dog ? LOL. Prime Lewis and Vitali would grind him down. Wladimir most likely KOs him late. When Fury isn't fighting the same guy 3 times and dominates this era let me know

 

Possibly. His size and movement makes him unique. Being knocked down 4 times by an extremely limited Wilder, casts doubt on how dominate he would be in other eras. He definitely has skill, undeniable.