Haye declares career over

Word is, he was wanking at the time and as he neared the finish line, having used a bit too much crisco oil, his hand slipped off his dick on the outward stroke, and he threw out his shoulder.

It was just like throwing a punch in the ring and missing, much like Vitali's injury against Byrd.


The source doesn't mention whether action was immediately terminated or if David managed to hang in till he spunked.

This could well be a career-ending tug, making it one of the most expensive hand-jobs in history.

 

Shut your hick piehole you trolling twerp.

 

He does not feel like he's set for life imo.

Summer tune up against perfectly picked, WBC rated opponent.

 

Well . . .

Judging by how you can't seem to stop posting about the man it's pretty clear you give a pretty big ****.

You poor sad, obsessed *******. I bet you've posted about David Haye EVERY SINGLE DAY for the last 3 years. You must have no life at all.