Haye is "rubbish" yet he is also a "great win"

garbage sounds much better

 

There's a guy making a shitload of noise gardening outside my window. I might throw something at him.

 

Do it. Teach that mother****er a lesson.

 

Conman Haye is the Baddest Salesman on the row! :smoke

 

Testicle flash him.

 

Sound advice from a fantastic ESB member.

 

You flatter me sir.

I'll be doing a technical break down thread later, because I've trolled far too much lately

 

:think tempting... but i think i'll just wait until midnight and **** on all his tools.

 

Do this.

 

Your ***** will already be out - seems silly not to show him dem balls bro

 

Show him your butt hole.

 

You quite clearly have mental problems