Haye needs to leave boxing NOW

David Haye should not bother waiting until the magical deadline of October 13th 2011 to retire.

Myself and ESB's Voice Of Authority - Scurlarantings - are urging him to leave boxing NOW.

He banked his retirement fund - when he creamed in over £5 million through Sky Box Office - in a false fight with Audely Harrison - which not only made a mockery of British Boxing - but also made a mockery of the World Heavyweight Title. Haye also creamed in even more money from a betting scam - discussed pre fight with family and friends - where he agreed to carry the hopelesly outclassed Harrison for 2 rounds - before smashing him in the 3rd. As a result of this - British Fans paid for and witnessed one of the most non-action farcial World Title fights in British Boxing History.

Now please Haye - be happy with the money you made - and **** off now - stop making a mockery of this sport - and leading British Fight Fans on.

You got enough money - now go to Miami - and live the life - become a Action Movie Hero - and hang out with Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie at some Hollywood parties - to boost your profile - and every now and again you can appear on Daybreak or the Graham Norton show - so you can keep the celebrity thing going.

On top of that - you can make some TV Shows - like teaching young unemployed kids to learn discipline, etc and also you can continue your budding interviewer to the Celebs career - through your Hayemaker Magazine.

But please - just give the belt up now - so proper fighters can fight for the title - and boxing can continue to move on - and not be stalled by such a prima donna champion as yourself.

It would be better for the sport - if the WBA title - fell back into the merry go aorund - of the Valuev / Chagev / Holyfield / Ruiz (now retired).

Please dont bother - entertaining the Klitshcko fight any longer - we learnt over the last 3 years - you dont want it - and the fight has over expired now.

You dont wont to be remebered for getting smashed up - by a Klitschko and having your title ripped from you. That would damage your pretty face and could do your future Health and Hollywood career some serious damage.

So if you just give up now - and walk away - the British Public can never take you serious as a heavyweight - but we will remeber you as a exciting heavy handed Crusierweight who blasted Mormeck and Maccarinelli - and flirted with the heavyweights - and was smart enough to duck anyone serious. And walked away with his health intact and his bank balance healthy.

This seems the best way to go - so David Haye - the time has come to leave boxing NOW.

 

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They both need to retire but for opposite reasons......................


Haye needs to retire - because - he dosent want to be a real boxer.

Maccarnelli needs to retire - because - he wants to be a boxer too much.