Haye v Klitschko Discounted Tickets for Sale

:rofl:rofl

 

Bollocks they have.

 

You bought tickets for 100 drunk ass people in the pub. Thats an absolutely superb story mate. Totally unbelievable, but all the same it got a laugh out of me.

 

There'll be another alias tomorrow advertising 65 tickets because his large extended family were all supposed to be on holiday in Germany and thought they'd attend but they've all come down with the plague.

 

"As part of Aunty Mauds 90th birthday celebrations I purchased 95 tickets to the Klitcho-Haye fight in Hamburg. Due to recent unforseen deaths I now have 94 tickets avaliable at just below face value...."

 

100 x EUR200 = EUR20,000 !!

What the hell do you do for a living if you're not a tout?

Unless you've been getting horse racing tips from Flint. :think

 

If anyone is interested in them tickets, I may also peek your interest in some prime real estate I have for sale, in down town Baghdad...

The Hayemaker you seem to be able to get hold of serious money pretty quick, what do you say?

 

.......and my oil platforms on Lake Windermere.

 

Tickets on the day seem to go for a lot less if theres plenty left over, face value no chance, you just want rid of them.

 

Like someone said, morons like Hayemaker thought they'd bulk buy and make a profit, and are now shitting themselves and just trying to make their money back.

As for selling 30 of them in Hamburg, good luck with that...

Perhaps you'll learn a lesson from this