So how would Haye go against the tattooed blimp, who has not got an athletic bone in his body, but has been voted the best British sportsman of all time by thousands of poncy poms! So who would win? The poms could have a singalonga darna poob when its all over, sending the easily pleased hordes home from an experience they will cherish forever! 'Fewee accross da mercie..........youll nevvaaaa workkkk alooownnn....ive go a larrrvaly bunch a coccunuts... you get the picture!
Well, at least they picked a real winner in Taylor with a long and proven track record in his game-----I refuse to call darts a sport simply because of the shape of 90% of the players I've seen in recent years. Also, anything you can drink copious amounts of alcohol and still perform well is not a sport. I should know since I'm an avid league player and have been known to down a pint or six during play.:happy:happy